In The Mind of Spider-Plush

Guess who's back for another news post? Well, it's none other than EDDIE. Here's hoping this post doesn't get misattributed somehow. WORLD NEWS: - No. MEDIA NEWS: - Deltarune recently released, I only learned about this because my buddy StarlightRLD on Twitch recently streamed it.  - The Wolverine game is fucking dead. - The Nintendo Switch 2 has just released and everyone that complained about the price still bought it, c'mon, make it make sense. - Summer Games Fest showed the announcement of many things that are relevant to stuff we post on the site, you can NOT look forward to reviews of the following games: Marvel: Cosmic Invasion, Marvel: Tōkon Fighting Soul, Sonic Racing Crossworlds, Mario Kart World, Deadpool VR, Sonic Blitz, and a bunch of other stuff.  - The previous announcements have caused everyone to start fighting, arguing, insulting Crash Bandicoot and DC, and here I am just not giving a shit. - It looks like the new Superman film is getting closer, ...

I have nothing to talk about, so I'm gonna report on news that happened YEARS or even DECADES ago. WORLD AND OTHER STUFF NEWS: - Brazil and South Korea have both impeached their presidents. I'm Mexican so this doesn't really affect me. I'm also too stupid to know if this was good or bad. - Britain has voted to leave the European Union. Read the comment I made above. - There has been a virus outbreak in Wuhan, China. Scientists have given this virus the name of COVID-19, but everyone calls it "The Corona Virus". The symptoms include: Coughing, sneezing, a big fever and the need to travel around the fucking world and spread your yucky diseases. - the "Minecraft" movie trailer just released, Jack Black is playing Steve, and CGI will do the rest. - Kendrick Lamar has just released a diss track on rapper Drake, the song is titled "Not Like Us" and it is actually really good.  - Sabrina Carpenter has won a few awards at the MTV Video Music Awards...

I have a lot to reveal, and I have a lot to address, some pretty serious allegations here. And I believe the right thing to do is come clean about those things and tell the truth about what's been going on with me and what's been going on with the site. I can't wait to finally cut the shit and get this over with so let's do exactly that. These are the Big Revelations of the 12 Days of Eddiemas. A big compilation of confessions, revelations, announcements and addressing the controversial allegations and rumors that are being made about me as a person.  "YOU DELETED A TWEET ONCE"  Yeah, I did. Sometimes I just don't wanna see a specific post in my profile anymore. But then I also get Tweet Deleter's Remorse and try to find an archive of the tweet, but there is no archive, there is only sadness. TL:DR, fucking idiot doesn't understand that once you delete a post and there's no archive, it's gone, no return.  "Eddie, fucking piece of shit,...

Well, it's 2025. I'm turning 18 this year, I plan on getting a job, going to college, so that might mean I won't have time to be a blog writer anymore. Aw, who am I kidding, I'm probably gonna monetize this blog. Well, y'know, instead of thinking about the future of ME, let's think about the future of the blog. Happy New Year, by the way. JANUARY'S BIG POSTS: The Amazing Spider-Man (vol. 2) Issues 30-31. This is 2025's big review series, issues 31 to 35 of The Amazing Spider-Man after the 1999 Relaunch, this is also the first arc written by writer J. Michael Straczynski, a very critically acclaimed writer. Also, if I have time, I might make a new Evil Spider-Man issue. FEBRUARY: Well, this will be the start of the slightly less big review series, where I look at the first 11 appearances of Spider-Man.  MARCH:  I don't have any plans other than reviewing issues 32 and 33 of ASM vol. 2.  APRIL:  The big finale of that ASM review series. AND A BIRTHDAY ...

Finding inspiration is hard, sometimes it just never comes. Here I am waiting for the inspiration and- Oh, here it is. Now could be time for a complaint about the new site but I'm not going to do that because NO ONE NEEDS MY NEGATIVITY.  So, what's with this post? What's it about? Am I just gonna talk about nothing? NO! I'm gonna find something to talk about. I'm gonna answer the FAQ of the 12 Days of Eddiemas.  "What is this?" Well, let me tell you a story. I was working on my magnum opus, Holiday Hour, but right before having enough time to finish it, I GOT SICK, I felt like absolute fucking shit for 3 days, and worst of all, IT RUINED MY CHRISTMAS! But anyways, I wasn't able to finish it because of getting so sick I couldn't even move my fingers and also due to a lack of creativity. It was gonna be written in ALL RHYMES, I got like 1 review through before I noticed that the rhymes were stupid and I didn't know where to go from that 1 review ...

 MUUUSTAAARD!!!! What does that even mean? I don't know.  Welcome to another edition of Random Hour: After Post Edition. This time I'm talking about that Gwenpool post that came out not too long ago, which means that I am going to have to talk about this bitch again. Goodness gracious, oh me, oh my, gee whiz. What else could I possibly say about this comic? Well, for starters, I could look back on Issue 1.... Remember all the way back in issue #1 when we thought the series was only "ok"? Wow. Good times.  So, let's re-review issue 1. Gwen is at the bank, she's robbing it, staring at a lady that is super preggers, Gwen then goes into the gutter and does a few Fortnite dances, she dabs, Spider-Man shows up, Gwen tries to get Spider-Man to bite her (?), she fails, she makes unfunny jokes, Spider-Man leaves, Gwen almost gets arrested but she eats about a billion bananas and becomes radioactive, and she lives to see another issue... AAAAAAAAAAHHHH.  Well, the first...

 Ok, I wanna talk about Spider-Man for a bit. Because I do not do that enough. First off, the new Spider-Man cartoon just got a new teaser thing, and it sucks, Spidey is a Kick streamer. Now, I fucking hate this change, this isn't how you modernize Spider-Man. Ol' Petey Boy would never do that... NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HE WEARS NINTENDO SHIRTS AND PLAYS SMASH ULTIMATE DURING LUNCH BREAK*. Next you're gonna tell me he makes reviews and sprite skits on YouTube. And after that you're gonna tell me he makes stupid little posts on a blog that no one reads. Note: Nothing against the artist behind that piece (muoi.bsky.social) where they try to modernize Spidey. My main problem with the piece was just that they said young Spidey "sucked at being a superhero", that being said, I do not think they deserved all the shit they got from drawing that. They make some sick work btw. Second. I wanna talk about something that happened a few months ago. Eminem released a ...

 Welp, I'm pissed at the world because the news suck, they're not what I want to hear, they're so inconsiderate... so, I'm gonna make MY OWN news. Plus, I'm gonna have you guys play a little guessing game and whoever guesses correctly is gonna win... A NO-PRIZE! WORLD NEWZZZ: That's right, everyone, WORLD WAR III is about to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. You're fucked. Get ready to see violence for the next 6 or so years. The US government has finally decided to open Area 51 to the public, everyone can just go there and take a good look at whatever the hell was going on in there... looks like that Area 51 raid was pointless. You can now just  NASA just announced that it looks like Earth is getting another moon (again) soon, and it is... Venus? Wow, that is just insane. I just wonder what's gonna happen to the werewolves now. Many trusted sources are saying that North America might connect to Europe due to continental drift soon, so...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. It's been the funniest fucking week here in the mind of Spider-Plush, just let me tell you about the latest and greatest news of the week. This is WEEK 2 OF SPIDER-PLUSH.... And hopefully my last. WORLD NEWS:  - I GOT A FUCKING POKEMON CARD, that's right, i got a Pokémon card when i went to my local yard sale last Saturday. It's a Piplup. It was in every newspaper, it was on CNN, Associated Press, the ABC, the 123, everywhere. - I'm still pissed about the bet I lost last Tuesday. MEDIA NEWS: - MTV EMAs happened November 10th in Manchester. Sabrina Carpenter won Best Song.  - JeepersMedia is back to review more Fail Toys, but he supports AI... Damn. - Captain America: Brave New World hits theaters February 14th, 2025, and Marvel just released another trailer to promote it on D23 Brazil. It looks like shit. Waited like a million years to see the Red Hulk on a movie screen and he looks like fucking dogshit, HIS EYES ...

While i was working on "The Official Spider-Plush Guide to Brainrot", i remembered some things that i wanted to add to previous posts. So i've decided to make a short compilation of rants that i wanted to add to the previous random hours and posts.... and a BONUS RANT from a few days ago.  #1: A cut Spider-Guy from "The BEST Spider-Men" Charriii5 Spider-Man (From RosyTheRascal15's Top 5 Ways To Be Badass Like Shadow The Hedgehog) 4 years ago, i was watching old RosyTheRascal15 videos and i was crying because the sonic plush videos were never coming back... I still respect Jerry's decision tho. So i was watching these vids and i was not expecting to see Spider-Man in one of these vids. In this vid, Spidey talks to you about the latest film "The Amazing Spider-Man" and he's yapping about it, BUT THEN Shadow The Hedgehog appears and starts talking shit about this new movie but then Spider-Man Strikes Back by insulting the Shadow The Hedgehog v...

HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie), and today I bring you another special, yes that's right, i bring you the Random Hour 2. It is currently August 31st and I still have not written down my 1st story. This is because I can't think of anything. (Note: Eddie please don't include this in the article) NOTE: i wrote this in september so these jokes may have aged either really well or horribly. Thumbnail?  Thumbnail! Random Hours are a combination of all of the shit i post on this site, Reviews, storytime, thoughts and UPDATES. The order for this one is: 2 stories 2 thoughts  yeah that's coool. (3 o's because... this is the draft article i was talking about on Spider-Plush Hype, this is what happens when you don't read your articles after posting them) Story #1, Written on September 3rd, 2023: As I am writing this, i am currently at the Grocery store and something crazy just happened.  I was with my brother and we were walking to the store, ...