Spider-Plush No More!
Calm down, shithead, I'm not leaving you. I'm just here to tell you what I'm gonna do. Guess what, I am dropping the Spider-Plush persona, in fact, I've already done it, and you didn't notice, you're so foolish. Wanna know why? Well, here is my manifesto: Lookie here people, listen to my story, a little story about a man named Ed... One October night, in 2020, I came up with this username because I thought it would go viral, and I would get paid or some shit. I was 13 and young and stupid and that username was as silly as it could get, but I eventually got used to it because since everyone now knew me as Spider-Plush, and I didn't want anyone to NOT recognize me... But then I realized "Hey, Spider-Plush, you don't post pictures of yourself, you don't record videos of yourself, you don't share your voice, the least you can do is share your NAME, you don't want to be completely anonymous!" so I eventually revealed my name to everyone...