In The Mind of Spider-Plush

 MUUUSTAAARD!!!! What does that even mean? I don't know.  Welcome to another edition of Random Hour: After Post Edition. This time I'm talking about that Gwenpool post that came out not too long ago, which means that I am going to have to talk about this bitch again. Goodness gracious, oh me, oh my, gee whiz. What else could I possibly say about this comic? Well, for starters, I could look back on Issue 1.... Remember all the way back in issue #1 when we thought the series was only "ok"? Wow. Good times.  So, let's re-review issue 1. Gwen is at the bank, she's robbing it, staring at a lady that is super preggers, Gwen then goes into the gutter and does a few Fortnite dances, she dabs, Spider-Man shows up, Gwen tries to get Spider-Man to bite her (?), she fails, she makes unfunny jokes, Spider-Man leaves, Gwen almost gets arrested but she eats about a billion bananas and becomes radioactive, and she lives to see another issue... AAAAAAAAAAHHHH.  Well, the first...

 Ok, I wanna talk about Spider-Man for a bit. Because I do not do that enough. First off, the new Spider-Man cartoon just got a new teaser thing, and it sucks, Spidey is a Kick streamer. Now, I fucking hate this change, this isn't how you modernize Spider-Man. Ol' Petey Boy would never do that... NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HE WEARS NINTENDO SHIRTS AND PLAYS SMASH ULTIMATE DURING LUNCH BREAK*. Next you're gonna tell me he makes reviews and sprite skits on YouTube. And after that you're gonna tell me he makes stupid little posts on a blog that no one reads. Note: Nothing against the artist behind that piece (muoi.bsky.social) where they try to modernize Spidey. My main problem with the piece was just that they said young Spidey "sucked at being a superhero", that being said, I do not think they deserved all the shit they got from drawing that. They make some sick work btw. Second. I wanna talk about something that happened a few months ago. Eminem released a ...

The 4 Year Anniversary Celebration ends here. and i'm gonna bring you Random Hour 4, it's fitting, 4 Years, Random Hour 4, it makes sense. (Art by @wet_dream04 on twitter.) What can i talk about that i haven't spoken about in the other 3 random hours? Well, i have the rest of August and all of September to figure that out.  If you're one of the 2 people that are reading this, you probably think "What a disappointing anniversary" and i would agree. Actually, self-deprecation is not funny anymore, WE HAVE THE BEST POSTS EVER, AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ THEM. Let's just talk about what i have to say. THING #1: THE MULTIVERSE PROBLEM. For those that don't keep up with the latest MCU news, we're in the Multiverse Saga. This is good news for some, but bad for me.  But first off, what is the multiverse? It's actually pretty easy to explain, we're in THE UNIVERSE, and outside of the Universe, there are a bunch of alternate universes, sounds like a si...

 Well, guys, it's my birthday, and i have to write something special, however i don't know what the hell to do, so instead of trying to write something, i'll just whine about not knowing what the hell to do. I GOT IT, I'LL JUST MAKE RANDOM HOUR 3 In this random hour: Reviewzzzz the weirder ramblings of an insane personnnn The NEWZZZZ First off, what do i have to say about the latest medias???  Gwenpool Strikes Back #2 (Written by Leah Williams, Art by David Baldeón) Okay... so, this comic. Lemme give you a synopsis. The story is about how Gwenpool and Deadpool both break into the Baxter Building so they can have Gwen kissing Mr. Fantastic on the cover. They both get caught and some WACKY CRAZY STUFF happens. I hate Deadpool, he sucks, he's not funny, and he killed my entire family. If anyone tries to tell me that he doesn't suck, I will ban you from my life and you won't be invited to my birthday party. The story sucks, the dialogue is not really funny or sm...

HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie), and today I bring you another special, yes that's right, i bring you the Random Hour 2. It is currently August 31st and I still have not written down my 1st story. This is because I can't think of anything. (Note: Eddie please don't include this in the article) NOTE: i wrote this in september so these jokes may have aged either really well or horribly. Thumbnail?  Thumbnail! Random Hours are a combination of all of the shit i post on this site, Reviews, storytime, thoughts and UPDATES. The order for this one is: 2 stories 2 thoughts  yeah that's coool. (3 o's because... this is the draft article i was talking about on Spider-Plush Hype, this is what happens when you don't read your articles after posting them) Story #1, Written on September 3rd, 2023: As I am writing this, i am currently at the Grocery store and something crazy just happened.  I was with my brother and we were walking to the store, ...

Originally posted on March 6th, 2023. HELLO, Welcome to the first and maybe only edition of the Spider-Plush Random hour, i am your host, Spider-Plush (You can call me Eddie) Here’s the thumbnail  Now, you may be wondering, what is this all about? well the answer is that there are some short stories that i wanted to tell but i didn't want to make short storytime articles so i combined 2 stories and 3 random thoughts i had.  CHAPTER ONE: THE HULK First off, a little bit of history… back in 2012 i was 5 years old, my favorite super hero was the hulk and i watched all the films, all 2 of them, and i watched clips from the shows on youtube, until i came across this show called THE INCREDIBLE HULK (1982), i was like “wow this is awesome, i should watch this” until i saw the design. I don’t know what’s so scary to me about the design, everything looks fine, except for those eyes, those horrible yellow eyes,and before you say anything like “that's how he looked like in the comics” i ...

 Originally posted on Wix December 30th, 2022. As some of you may remember, back in June, i posted a document with information about La Prensa's Original Spider-Man comics, and if you actually read the document, you may remember that i said "The End, i think." Because i might find some information.  Well guess what, i couldn't find shit, but here is some stuff i think is interesting For Example: FACT 1: The Mexican copy of "El Sorprendente Hombre Araña" #1 might be more rare than the original american regular-ass copy of Amazing Spider-Man #1, due to the fact that people used them like newspapers, (get it? swatting flies with Spider-Man) because these were cheap, if they want to read it again after using it to dry their shoes on a rainy day, they could just buy another one for 1 peso, which is like 0.052 dollars. Only a fucking loser would preserve a comic book, also the price was raised to 1 peso and 50 cents because the economy sucks. FACT (thought) 2: I a...