In The Mind of Spider-Plush

 GWENPOOL 5. BY CAVAN SCOTT AND STEFANO NESI. I couldn't leave the series unfinished, could I? Let's take a look at this shit.  The cover looks like shit. That's it. There was no variant to review. Gwenpool (Stacy) or whatever her stupid name was is telling that one guy with the red X on his face that everyone is dead... I don't recall Kate Bishop dying but I don't like remembering this series. Whatever, Gwen (Stacy) and the red X dude start fighting until... Get this...  CYBORG GWENPOOL SHOWS UP. If this were any other comic, I'd be laughing... No, just kidding, I'd still be pretty fucking confused. And then Spider-Man shows up... Why isn't he a cyborg?  And Kate Bishop also shows up. And Jeff.  And then- and then, the X guy is unmasked to reveal... Cavan Scott. Woooooow. How creative, Cavan, write yourself saying how much you hated writing the series... You didn't have to write it like this. Whatever, Cavan hurts Gwen's feefees and then everyon...

PART 4. GWENPOOL. CAVAN SCOTT. STEFANO NESI. I'm aware of the fact that I said I wasn't gonna look at the original cover, but this one's interesting because it shows us something that happens in the book... Gwen Stacy holding a dead Spider-Man. I do not like how Chad Hardin draws eye lenses for Spider-Man OR Gwenpool. My point from the last fucking review still stands, how the fuck am I supposed to be shocked by this if you show me what happens on the fucking cover? At least the JMS Spidey covers kept things from us, sure, they were bland but they didn't tell you what to expect. Let's remember the Amazing Spider-Man 121 cover, it showed us a bunch of faces telling us that someone was gonna die but didn't explicitly tell us who. I'm not saying you can't show important events in your cover but please don't show events that are TOO important, sure, you can tell us what to expect, but maybe not for character deaths. If everyone fucking dies, what's t...

This is part 3 of Gwenpool. By Cavan Scott and Stefano Nesi. This is the cover by Karen S. Darboe. Look at Gwen Stacy, she looks absolutely majestic, wow, makes me wish women were real. Oh, and there's Gwen (Poole) acting like she got lost or something. I really want this cover as a poster and I would love to have it framed so I can put it up on the wall and falsely claim I painted it, visitors will be so shocked! Last time, A bunch of shit happened, but Gwen killed Gwen, and this is the aftermath. The comic begins with Gwenpool's funeral, but I am noticing a lack of loved ones or even characters that were her FRIENDS? You know, the ones from the other series that were cool and good? Where's Batroc, Mega Tony and the others? Where's Julie Power? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. TEDDY? Did none of them get the memo? Why have the funeral happen RIGHT AFTER SHE DIED? Most funerals wait until every friend and relative knows and then they happen 2 days later or something. Peter is mopi...

When you hear about the death of your favorite characters, your stomach sinks a little bit, it's like hearing about the loss of a loved one, but much, much worse. This series continues, the first issue was less than stellar, but I did say there was room for improvement... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's all I've got, this is Gwenpool '25 #2 by Cavan Scott and Stefano Nesi. BUT LET'S ESTABLISH A NEW RULE: - I have to be brutally honest, the covers for this series all suck, so we're reviewing variants. This is the infinitely better variant cover . This one was drawn by Lesley Li, and it looks great, actually. It depicts Gwen (Stacy) in a cool pose about to murder you. Main cover shows a spoiler, so... "Rated T+", I don't see anyone over the age of 23 picking this up.  I just felt a sharp pain in my chest from picking this up, looks like this post is about to turn out to become the tragic death of the original Spider-Plush... ...

Making a blog post is difficult, and today, you'll see how hard it was to make my magnum opus and biggest comic book review yet, my retrospective for The Unbelievable Gwenpool. PRE-PRODUCTION AND BUDGET: As mentioned in the post, I found out who Gwenpool was because I had a copy of issue 4, but I'm gonna be honest, I think I saw her somewhere else prior to that, probably some shitty YouTube video about Marvel? Lego Marvel Superheroes 2? I don't remember. Still, I became a fan of this book, and I saw that this is one of the many comics that people bond over to talk about how good it was. I didn't know that I wanted to write this post until prior to April of 2024, when I was thinking of comic books to review for my birthday and I thought "Yes, I should look at that one comic about the white girl from Marvel! That one was a classic!". Originally, it was gonna be titled "The Comics That Changed Me", and it was gonna have the very first comics I had ever ...

NOTE: Development on this post began in June of 2024, so you may notice different writing styles as the post goes on.  FULL TITLE: Eddie-Plush Garcia The Third's Really Really Really Really Really Pretentious Long Ass Guide to Marvel's The Unbelievable Gwenpool Publication that ran from 2016 and she's somehow still being used in comics today even though I don't see anyone give a shit unless it's that one niche Twitter community: The extended edition with the actual review, for the old version, idk find it yourself you lazy bum... Oh, and don't forget to look out for my next guide, which will come out after this one, it'll be about either Poodle Hat or some weird Red Hot Chili Peppers interview or sandwiches or some other niche topic that only I care about and understand better than everyone, okay, I better just shut the hell up now before the title and the post becomes way too long, god bless the no character limit on this website. FORMERLY TITLED "The ...