In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I have nothing to talk about, so I'm gonna report on news that happened YEARS or even DECADES ago. WORLD AND OTHER STUFF NEWS: - Brazil and South Korea have both impeached their presidents. I'm Mexican so this doesn't really affect me. I'm also too stupid to know if this was good or bad. - Britain has voted to leave the European Union. Read the comment I made above. - There has been a virus outbreak in Wuhan, China. Scientists have given this virus the name of COVID-19, but everyone calls it "The Corona Virus". The symptoms include: Coughing, sneezing, a big fever and the need to travel around the fucking world and spread your yucky diseases. - the "Minecraft" movie trailer just released, Jack Black is playing Steve, and CGI will do the rest. - Kendrick Lamar has just released a diss track on rapper Drake, the song is titled "Not Like Us" and it is actually really good.  - Sabrina Carpenter has won a few awards at the MTV Video Music Awards...

 Welp, I'm pissed at the world because the news suck, they're not what I want to hear, they're so inconsiderate... so, I'm gonna make MY OWN news. Plus, I'm gonna have you guys play a little guessing game and whoever guesses correctly is gonna win... A NO-PRIZE! WORLD NEWZZZ: That's right, everyone, WORLD WAR III is about to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. You're fucked. Get ready to see violence for the next 6 or so years. The US government has finally decided to open Area 51 to the public, everyone can just go there and take a good look at whatever the hell was going on in there... looks like that Area 51 raid was pointless. You can now just  NASA just announced that it looks like Earth is getting another moon (again) soon, and it is... Venus? Wow, that is just insane. I just wonder what's gonna happen to the werewolves now. Many trusted sources are saying that North America might connect to Europe due to continental drift soon, so...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. It's been the funniest fucking week here in the mind of Spider-Plush, just let me tell you about the latest and greatest news of the week. This is WEEK 2 OF SPIDER-PLUSH.... And hopefully my last. WORLD NEWS:  - I GOT A FUCKING POKEMON CARD, that's right, i got a Pokémon card when i went to my local yard sale last Saturday. It's a Piplup. It was in every newspaper, it was on CNN, Associated Press, the ABC, the 123, everywhere. - I'm still pissed about the bet I lost last Tuesday. MEDIA NEWS: - MTV EMAs happened November 10th in Manchester. Sabrina Carpenter won Best Song.  - JeepersMedia is back to review more Fail Toys, but he supports AI... Damn. - Captain America: Brave New World hits theaters February 14th, 2025, and Marvel just released another trailer to promote it on D23 Brazil. It looks like shit. Waited like a million years to see the Red Hulk on a movie screen and he looks like fucking dogshit, HIS EYES ...

 WORLD NEWS: I made a very foolish bet on Tuesday for Daily Spider-Plush. I said that if Donald Duck wins the 2024 Presidential Election, I would post WEEKLY instead of Daily for the rest of the month... I didn't think there were that many FUCKING IDIOTS in the US of A. It really doesn't affect me, though. I don't live in the US, so I don't care. Wait a minute, Trumpet won! It does affect me at least a little bit, because I have to post WEEKLY now. Oh well. Well, other than that, nothing else has happened. Everyone's feeling bitter... C'mon guys, cheer up. Be optimistic.  Media News:  New York Comic-Con happened recently, and I didn't report on it because I was too busy celebrating my shitty anniversary. Not a lot was announced either. Twitter... Oh sorry, i mean X has changed their block function, you can now see everything, but you cannot interact with the person that blocked you. Evan Filarca, I'm coming for your shit... Hahahah, I'm just kidding,...

 The battle that you've been waiting to see, Spider-Man vs Daredevil, it's finally here! and you can read it right now! Wow, isn't this comic so cool? Because it's not, it's total garbage, go read it if you want. Isn't the cover beautiful? i drew it myself! cool right?  Stay tuned, next issue will feature the return of a character from the early days of these comics. The link to read it is right here: https://archive.org/details/the-evil-spider-man-13 Thank you for reading! Don't share this with your friends! It's absolutely terrible.