In The Mind of Spider-Plush

Once upon a time, Little Edward was walking around town looking at the yard sales, when he saw a guy selling comic books, what he found was a Trade Paperback at an affordable price, The Amazing Spider-Man: Coming Home, by J. Michael Straczynski and John Romita Jr. I had to talk about myself in the third person. Well, it's one year later, and I am looking for a comic mini-series or storyline to review, and I remember that I own this comic. Neato. Welcome to the big review series of 2025. I'm gonna be looking at The Amazing Spider-Man issues 30-35, from when the series relaunched in 1999.  Let me give you a little background. Spider-Man was created in 1962 by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko for Amazing Fantasy #15. Cool. Spidey then got his new comic series titled "The Amazing Spider-Man" and it was a huge hit. Cool. flash forward to the 90's and Spidey's dealing with clones and a lot of confusing mumbo jumbo. Not cool. and to top it all off, Marvel has gone bankrupt.....

I have a lot to reveal, and I have a lot to address, some pretty serious allegations here. And I believe the right thing to do is come clean about those things and tell the truth about what's been going on with me and what's been going on with the site. I can't wait to finally cut the shit and get this over with so let's do exactly that. These are the Big Revelations of the 12 Days of Eddiemas. A big compilation of confessions, revelations, announcements and addressing the controversial allegations and rumors that are being made about me as a person.  "YOU DELETED A TWEET ONCE"  Yeah, I did. Sometimes I just don't wanna see a specific post in my profile anymore. But then I also get Tweet Deleter's Remorse and try to find an archive of the tweet, but there is no archive, there is only sadness. TL:DR, fucking idiot doesn't understand that once you delete a post and there's no archive, it's gone, no return.  "Eddie, fucking piece of shit,...

Well, I'm officially out of ideas. I might as well tell you guys about how I got into superheroes and how I got into comics. This is my contingency plan.  Waaaaaayyy back in probably 2007, I was born. I'm not gonna tell you my life story, just wanna let you know how young I am. Well, according to my family members, the first superhero I ever saw was Superman, but I must've erased him from my memory because the first superhero I remember liking was... You know who. That's another point for the house of ideas.  All the way back in some year, we had a Blockbuster next to a Carl's Jr near my house, that place is dead now but the memories I have with that place live on. Anyway, my dad picked a movie for me to watch, he was gonna pick the 1992 movie Cool World, but that movie is shit, so he picked the next best thing, a little movie called Spider-Man. After that, we watched Spider-Man 2, and it just kept getting better! Then I found out there was a SPIDER-MAN 3! Woah, the...

I like to go out with my friends, we always plan stuff, and we hang out pretty often, we go to the park, we go to the mall, we go to the movies to watch My Hero Academia the movie, we do a lot of things. This is the story of one of those things. Waaayyy back in 2023, during a specific month, my brother used to work at a place that sold geek shit, gaming stuff, comics stuff, anime stuff and 0 (zero) actual comic books. They had funko pops there, and they were actually pretty cool. They had the original Spider-Man funko pop from 2012 there, which was pretty awesome, I always wanted that one, and I saw that there was a keychain version, and I was like "Ok, cool, I'll get one as soon as I have money." Early December of 2023, I was with my friends, we were looking for shit at the mall, and I entered that geek place, my brother was not there at the time, must've been his day off. I said to myself "I have money, I'm getting that Spidey Pop" and I purchased it. ...

Finding inspiration is hard, sometimes it just never comes. Here I am waiting for the inspiration and- Oh, here it is. Now could be time for a complaint about the new site but I'm not going to do that because NO ONE NEEDS MY NEGATIVITY.  So, what's with this post? What's it about? Am I just gonna talk about nothing? NO! I'm gonna find something to talk about. I'm gonna answer the FAQ of the 12 Days of Eddiemas.  "What is this?" Well, let me tell you a story. I was working on my magnum opus, Holiday Hour, but right before having enough time to finish it, I GOT SICK, I felt like absolute fucking shit for 3 days, and worst of all, IT RUINED MY CHRISTMAS! But anyways, I wasn't able to finish it because of getting so sick I couldn't even move my fingers and also due to a lack of creativity. It was gonna be written in ALL RHYMES, I got like 1 review through before I noticed that the rhymes were stupid and I didn't know where to go from that 1 review ...

 It's been a big year for Luigi. There was a new Mario & Luigi RPG, there was that Find Luigi twitter page, and that's all I can remember off the top of my head. Well, I got into the Luigi craze too, when I went to the store with my mom on December 23rd to pick my Christmas gift. All of the plushies looked like absolute junk so I chose a Luigi plushie because I've never really owned a Luigi plush.  I love my mom and it's nice that she got me a Luigi, but I'm gonna be critical of this specific Luigi that I myself picked that fateful night 3 days ago.  Well, if you looked up Luigi prior to December of 2024 you would've found pictures of a plumber with a green hat, green shirt, blue overalls, white gloves, brown shoes, brown hair and a funny moustache, which is exactly what this plushie looks like. Well, he looks like Luigi and he even smells like Luigi, but is this a good plushie?  Well, what exactly do I look for in a plushie? It has to be soft, You gotta be ...

 WORLD NEWS: I made a very foolish bet on Tuesday for Daily Spider-Plush. I said that if Donald Duck wins the 2024 Presidential Election, I would post WEEKLY instead of Daily for the rest of the month... I didn't think there were that many FUCKING IDIOTS in the US of A. It really doesn't affect me, though. I don't live in the US, so I don't care. Wait a minute, Trumpet won! It does affect me at least a little bit, because I have to post WEEKLY now. Oh well. Well, other than that, nothing else has happened. Everyone's feeling bitter... C'mon guys, cheer up. Be optimistic.  Media News:  New York Comic-Con happened recently, and I didn't report on it because I was too busy celebrating my shitty anniversary. Not a lot was announced either. Twitter... Oh sorry, i mean X has changed their block function, you can now see everything, but you cannot interact with the person that blocked you. Evan Filarca, I'm coming for your shit... Hahahah, I'm just kidding,...

 Well, guys, it's my birthday, and i have to write something special, however i don't know what the hell to do, so instead of trying to write something, i'll just whine about not knowing what the hell to do. I GOT IT, I'LL JUST MAKE RANDOM HOUR 3 In this random hour: Reviewzzzz the weirder ramblings of an insane personnnn The NEWZZZZ First off, what do i have to say about the latest medias???  Gwenpool Strikes Back #2 (Written by Leah Williams, Art by David Baldeón) Okay... so, this comic. Lemme give you a synopsis. The story is about how Gwenpool and Deadpool both break into the Baxter Building so they can have Gwen kissing Mr. Fantastic on the cover. They both get caught and some WACKY CRAZY STUFF happens. I hate Deadpool, he sucks, he's not funny, and he killed my entire family. If anyone tries to tell me that he doesn't suck, I will ban you from my life and you won't be invited to my birthday party. The story sucks, the dialogue is not really funny or sm...

HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie), and today I bring you another special, yes that's right, i bring you the Random Hour 2. It is currently August 31st and I still have not written down my 1st story. This is because I can't think of anything. (Note: Eddie please don't include this in the article) NOTE: i wrote this in september so these jokes may have aged either really well or horribly. Thumbnail?  Thumbnail! Random Hours are a combination of all of the shit i post on this site, Reviews, storytime, thoughts and UPDATES. The order for this one is: 2 stories 2 thoughts  yeah that's coool. (3 o's because... this is the draft article i was talking about on Spider-Plush Hype, this is what happens when you don't read your articles after posting them) Story #1, Written on September 3rd, 2023: As I am writing this, i am currently at the Grocery store and something crazy just happened.  I was with my brother and we were walking to the store, ...

 The battle that you've been waiting to see, Spider-Man vs Daredevil, it's finally here! and you can read it right now! Wow, isn't this comic so cool? Because it's not, it's total garbage, go read it if you want. Isn't the cover beautiful? i drew it myself! cool right?  Stay tuned, next issue will feature the return of a character from the early days of these comics. The link to read it is right here: https://archive.org/details/the-evil-spider-man-13 Thank you for reading! Don't share this with your friends! It's absolutely terrible.

 Originally posted on another blog hosting site on January 11th, 2023. Excuse my shitty writing skills back then.  I just released issue 12 of my stupid web comic, which you can read right now by clicking the file right there, also, here is an image of the cover. And here is a page. Here is the file guys: https://archive.org/details/the-evil-spider-man-12 Please don't share this with any of your friends but do post it on twitter for anyone to see.

 The following post was originally released on a Wix blog on January 9th, 2023. It is presented completely unaltered from its original form. Spelling mistakes and all. Hey guys, it's Spider-Plush here with another one of my stupid texts that no one reads, this isn't my full story, also it may show that i use the internet a lot. INTRODUCTION Some People (no one) are wondering "Where did you come from, Mr. Spider-Plush" and i tell them nothing, because nobody has said that ever. This is something that haunts me almost every day, i can't sleep because i just keep thinking about all of these memories... But then i remember that there is nothing to be sad about because it's not really that bad. CHAPTER 1: The Google Plus Days Back in 2015, i made a google account, i used it for regular ass things like youtube, gmail, and other google services, i was a really big fan of gmail (brand new sentence) and i checked it every day because i didn't have facebook or twitt...