12 Days of Eddiemas DAY CUATRO

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Finding inspiration is hard, sometimes it just never comes. Here I am waiting for the inspiration and- Oh, here it is. Now could be time for a complaint about the new site but I'm not going to do that because NO ONE NEEDS MY NEGATIVITY. 

So, what's with this post? What's it about? Am I just gonna talk about nothing? NO! I'm gonna find something to talk about. I'm gonna answer the FAQ of the 12 Days of Eddiemas. 

"What is this?"

Well, let me tell you a story. I was working on my magnum opus, Holiday Hour, but right before having enough time to finish it, I GOT SICK, I felt like absolute fucking shit for 3 days, and worst of all, IT RUINED MY CHRISTMAS! But anyways, I wasn't able to finish it because of getting so sick I couldn't even move my fingers and also due to a lack of creativity. It was gonna be written in ALL RHYMES, I got like 1 review through before I noticed that the rhymes were stupid and I didn't know where to go from that 1 review I wrote, so it went to the vault, right next to that Evangelion review I never finished and that guide to brain rot I never finished.

Yeah, this was pretty much a last-minute thing. 

"What are your plans for this?" 

Here is the slate:

  1. Rushed Christmas Special, which already came out.
  2. Luigi Review, out now.
  3. Sonic 3 Expectations and Sonic 1 Review. Out Now.
  4. This one, the FAQ.
  5. Sonic 3 Review.
  6. Short Storytime: The Keychain.
  7. The Spider-Plush Awards.
  8. Spider-Plush Hype 3.
  9. The Worst Spider-Man Game.
  10. Secrets That Marvel Doesn't Want You To Know About.
  11. Day 11.
  12. A Big Confession.
What more could you want? This has everything you ever needed from the site. 

"Are you gonna give up on this halfway through?" 

Don't ask stupid questions, of COURSE I am.

Well, I'm gonna stop the post right now, I don't have to wait for you to ask more questions. Fuck you. Bye.

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