In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I am trapped in a box. I just woke up one day and now I am here. The only pieces of entertainment I have are 1 comic book, a smartphone with 100% battery, and a transmitter that can translate radio signals into internet data for me to write on this blog. Don't ask me how that works. Well, do you remember the West Coast Avengers? I don't really care if you do, here's why, I remember them so you don't have to. As simple as that. Their comics were... Alright, but they were released in 2018! Let's take a look at something more recent. Which means that I'll have to look at Jeff the Land Shark. This is VENOM WAR: IT'S JEFF #1 of 1. by Kelly Thompson and Gurihiru. This issue features the appearance of the WCA... but in New York. This is the cover, it shows Jeff trying to decide what costume to wear for... I don't know, but is it bad that I recognize all the costumes in this cover? Anyway, he doesn't seem to notice that an alien goo from hell is about to eat...

Today I'm looking at Jeff The Land Shark's Infinity Comics, which are titled... "It's Jeff", this is a prequel post for an upcoming review of the first whatever issues of the West Coast Avengers from 2019. These don't have covers to analyze but fuck that, I'm looking at the thumbnail on the Marvel website.  Look at him, he's got swimming goggles... Even though he's a shark. He's got a floatie donut thing (NEVER BEEN TO A WATERPARK OR A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL IN MY LIFE) and it's got a little design with Deadpool and Gwenpool faces.... Who the fuck is making this? Gwen is a wanted criminal in this universe, why are they making swimming gear with her logo- Nevermind, I just remembered people make Donald Trump (known felon) merchandise in real life.  Time for the plot synopsis. This issue was written by Kelly Thompson and drawn by G Gurihiru, who also drew that Unstoppable Wasp series I like so much. Well, this is the issue where all the superhe...