In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I watched a friend's stream a few days ago and found out something crazy about Doki Doki Literature Club. Shoutout to  https://www.twitch.tv/starlightrld , drop a follow and tell her I sent you. So, after entering the game for the 5th time, we are greeted by the same fucking shit I've been playing for days, with Sayori forcing us to join the literature club and stuff, but there is an insane plot twist, one that will blow your socks off, I know my socks blew off and now I can't find them. Everyone leaves the room except for me and Sayori. This is the part where shit gets real... It turns out that she knows everything. She is now powerful and will spend every day with me forever and ever.... Or that is until I uninstall the game. Sayori... You... Are... A... Motherfucking... SNAKE! Holy shit, I was just tricked by what I thought was the sweetest character in the game. All of these girls are fucking insane, I am pissed. I thought we were finally playing a normal game with norm...

No time for recaps. DDLC. Game. SCARY. CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of gore. We get a choice of... Well, nothing, but we have to say either yes or no... I'm a yes man, which might end up biting me in the ass later. That letter was not on screen for long enough for me to read. Why is the mood so weird? Good question, Natsuki. Stagnating air is commonly foreshadowing- whatever. We organize ourselves for the festival. Normal. Well, Yuri and I are tasked with... I don't know. Yuri tells Natsuki to shut her fucking mouth... Literally, that's what she says, look. Well, glad to see there's no hostility in this game. Monika tells me to make the damn choice, and she HACKS MY CURSOR TO PICK HER,what a spoiled bitch. WHY IS THERE SWEARING IN THIS GAME JUST NOW? Well, at least I finally get to hit on Monika.  Some shit just got real. With more crazy talk from Yuri. SHE TELLS NATSUKI TO KILL HERSELF, these characters are terrible people. But it's apparently okay because Yuri want...

CONTENT WARNING. The discussion of serious issues like depression, self-harm and suicidal thoughts. Of course, these are sensitive issues and I'm not gonna joke about them. LAST TIME: Read the post. Doki Doki Literature Club. Game. Silly.  Well, the show must go on. I don't think I wanted to maket this a series of posts... Oh, whatever, let's continue... So, here I am, walking home alone because Sayori left early. I remember that I have to help Yuri this weekend... Though I haven't heard of Sayori since she left... Maybe I should check on her, see if she's okay? Well, I decide to visit Sayori without warning.   The house is quiet. Sayori isn't anywhere on the first floor, so I assume she's up in her room. It's already strange of her to not run down and greet me. I head up to her bedroom, where I finally find her. Well, there she is, forcing her smile... What could've happened in the span of a week? What goes on in this club and why is it getting weir...

PREVIOUSLY: I, Barry Eddie, joined a club with weirdos, some shit happened. The show must go on. As I write these poems in the game, I notice that the words are slowly becoming edgier for some unknown reason, I mean, there's some normal words sprinkled in there, but they're like, weird. Well, anyway, it is time for another dull day of poem sharing... Cherry blossoms in the spring, can you hear me sing- Wrong game, Edward. Sayori is STILL not used to me being in the club, c'mon, it's been 3 days! Will Barry buy her a snack? I dunno, why would they? Broke bitch always wanting me to buy her shit, c'mon, get a job. She had money in her purse all along... Woooow. This game is fuuuuun. I have yet to review a single aspect of this game other than the lame cutscenes and lame character dialogue, but that's because the interesting parts have NOT happened yet. Yuri shows up or some shit, I'm really not paying attention because I have to write and read the game at the s...

Today we're gonna take a look at the strangest game of all time, a game that is not related to Marvel and not related to anything, really. I just remember one of my mutuals playing it and I thought "Hey, since this game is free, I'm gonna check it out myself".  The game is called "Doki Doki Literature Club", made by Dan Salvato way back in 2017, it has gained a reputation for being "The game with the 4 really strange girls" and for having a lot of shock value.   Now, I'm obviously a big fan of literature, I read everything that has more than 10 words, so I'm obviously thrilled to share my passion for literature with 4 weirdos that don't even exist.  The Steam description and the beginning of the game already tell you that this game is fucked up. I mean, c'mon, how bad could this possibly be? It's 4 fairly cute girls ready to read a bunch of stuff and maybe cause some chaos! There's nothing weird about that! That being said, ...

One thing I wanted to see for a while was the movie UHF, directed by Jay Levey, starring "Weird Al" Yankovic.  So, who is this Al Yankovic and why does he call himself "Weird"? Well, in case you don't know, "Weird Al" is a comedy musician that gained tons of popularity in the 1980's after singing parodies of songs by artists like Michael Jackson, Coolio, Madonna, Queen, etc. He is the most popular comedy musician... As far as I know.  I first heard of him when I was watching Michael Jackson music videos on YouTube and I saw this video called "Eat It", I watched it, and I thought it was funny. I then watched this "Amish Paradise", and I didn't think much about it until a few years later, I was watching YouTube at like 10 PM and decided to watch this "Albuquerque" fan-made animation by RWappin. I then fell into a rabbit hole and have been listening to his music ever since. I also have to thank Al and his works for in...