Hooolaaaa

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. It's been the funniest fucking week here in the mind of Spider-Plush, just let me tell you about the latest and greatest news of the week. This is WEEK 2 OF SPIDER-PLUSH.... And hopefully my last.

WORLD NEWS: 

- I GOT A FUCKING POKEMON CARD, that's right, i got a Pokémon card when i went to my local yard sale last Saturday. It's a Piplup. It was in every newspaper, it was on CNN, Associated Press, the ABC, the 123, everywhere.

- I'm still pissed about the bet I lost last Tuesday.

MEDIA NEWS:

- MTV EMAs happened November 10th in Manchester. Sabrina Carpenter won Best Song. 

- JeepersMedia is back to review more Fail Toys, but he supports AI... Damn.

- Captain America: Brave New World hits theaters February 14th, 2025, and Marvel just released another trailer to promote it on D23 Brazil. It looks like shit. Waited like a million years to see the Red Hulk on a movie screen and he looks like fucking dogshit, HIS EYES ARE NOT YELLOW AND SOULLESS, AND WORST OF ALL, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FIRE.

- Something about Fortnite and Marvel Rivals.

- The week's not over, Eddie. IT'S ONLY TUESDAY.

SITE NEWS + LIFE UPDATES.

- COMING SOON: A review for the Spider-Man crossover, you know the one, where he shows up in somebody else's book?

- The End of Gwenpool's Declassified Marvel Universe Survival Guide is near. But before that, i have 8 whole days to finish a retrospective for a completely unrelated comic mini-series, the comic that had not 5, not 6, but 4 whole issues in the form of issues 0 to 3.  That's right, I'm talking about the GALACTA MINI-SERIES.

- Reading an issue of Ghost Rider soon, thanks to @SwordOfAlicia on Twitter for the suggestion.

- Reading an issue of independent comic book "Tomorrow Girl" soon as well. 

- Reading an issue of... You won't believe this... SPIDER-MAN! Wow. Never read one of THOSE before. Most. Original. Site. Ever.

- Still want people to guess which comic is the greatest of all time. I'VE LEFT HINTS EVERYWHERE, Maybe the hints are on this very site...




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