In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I am trapped in a box. I just woke up one day and now I am here. The only pieces of entertainment I have are 1 comic book, a smartphone with 100% battery, and a transmitter that can translate radio signals into internet data for me to write on this blog. Don't ask me how that works. Well, do you remember the West Coast Avengers? I don't really care if you do, here's why, I remember them so you don't have to. As simple as that. Their comics were... Alright, but they were released in 2018! Let's take a look at something more recent. Which means that I'll have to look at Jeff the Land Shark. This is VENOM WAR: IT'S JEFF #1 of 1. by Kelly Thompson and Gurihiru. This issue features the appearance of the WCA... but in New York. This is the cover, it shows Jeff trying to decide what costume to wear for... I don't know, but is it bad that I recognize all the costumes in this cover? Anyway, he doesn't seem to notice that an alien goo from hell is about to eat...

That new Spider-Man TV show just came out, but I don't have Disney+, everyone's talking about it and I don't want to be an outcast, so I'm gonna do the ballsiest thing ever, I'm gonna lose my credibility as a reviewer! I bet the other review sites are gonna be so proud of me... Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, written by Jeff Trammel and directed by Mel Zwyer, a show inspired by the comic book titled "Spider-Man", and also a little bit inspired by the MCU films featuring "Spider-Man", it was announced somewhere around 2022, and the first 2 episodes were released yesterday. Man, I remember when we thought the show was NEVER coming out.  First of all, the intro features a rap song that samples the 1967 Spider-Man theme song. The track is titled "Neighbor Like Me"by the Match Club (featuring Relaye and Melo Makes Music... Okay, Melo, now I know that you make music and not sandwiches). Let's talk about this theme song. First off, ...

 Well, guys, it's my birthday, and i have to write something special, however i don't know what the hell to do, so instead of trying to write something, i'll just whine about not knowing what the hell to do. I GOT IT, I'LL JUST MAKE RANDOM HOUR 3 In this random hour: Reviewzzzz the weirder ramblings of an insane personnnn The NEWZZZZ First off, what do i have to say about the latest medias???  Gwenpool Strikes Back #2 (Written by Leah Williams, Art by David Baldeón) Okay... so, this comic. Lemme give you a synopsis. The story is about how Gwenpool and Deadpool both break into the Baxter Building so they can have Gwen kissing Mr. Fantastic on the cover. They both get caught and some WACKY CRAZY STUFF happens. I hate Deadpool, he sucks, he's not funny, and he killed my entire family. If anyone tries to tell me that he doesn't suck, I will ban you from my life and you won't be invited to my birthday party. The story sucks, the dialogue is not really funny or sm...