In The Mind of Spider-Plush

One thing I wanted to see for a while was the movie UHF, directed by Jay Levey, starring "Weird Al" Yankovic.  So, who is this Al Yankovic and why does he call himself "Weird"? Well, in case you don't know, "Weird Al" is a comedy musician that gained tons of popularity in the 1980's after singing parodies of songs by artists like Michael Jackson, Coolio, Madonna, Queen, etc. He is the most popular comedy musician... As far as I know.  I first heard of him when I was watching Michael Jackson music videos on YouTube and I saw this video called "Eat It", I watched it, and I thought it was funny. I then watched this "Amish Paradise", and I didn't think much about it until a few years later, I was watching YouTube at like 10 PM and decided to watch this "Albuquerque" fan-made animation by RWappin. I then fell into a rabbit hole and have been listening to his music ever since. I also have to thank Al and his works for in...

Time to look at a childhood classic. I explained the story of these movies back in the Spider-Man Day Special, but I'm gonna do that again... BUT WORSE this time. I'm also going to actually review the movies this time, and I'll use my 100-point review system. The Amazing Spider-Man, a comic book from the 60's that instantly became a worldwide phenomenon and a classic story. But comics don't move! I want to see Spidey actually moving and I'm sick of having to take hallucinogenic substances for that to happen! I could watch the cartoons, but I believe animation ISN'T cinema... And I also HATE the Electric Company, whatever shall I do? Those guys at Cannon Films are making a Spider-Man movie? Wow, I wanna know what else they made!... Masters of The Universe and Superman IV... Well, maybe the Spider-Man movie will be good? What do they have planned? A monster movie about a man-spider? That's... Oh... Jim Cameron? Legendary filmmaker behind Terminator and Tit...

Well, it's 2025. I'm turning 18 this year, I plan on getting a job, going to college, so that might mean I won't have time to be a blog writer anymore. Aw, who am I kidding, I'm probably gonna monetize this blog. Well, y'know, instead of thinking about the future of ME, let's think about the future of the blog. Happy New Year, by the way. JANUARY'S BIG POSTS: The Amazing Spider-Man (vol. 2) Issues 30-31. This is 2025's big review series, issues 31 to 35 of The Amazing Spider-Man after the 1999 Relaunch, this is also the first arc written by writer J. Michael Straczynski, a very critically acclaimed writer. Also, if I have time, I might make a new Evil Spider-Man issue. FEBRUARY: Well, this will be the start of the slightly less big review series, where I look at the first 11 appearances of Spider-Man.  MARCH:  I don't have any plans other than reviewing issues 32 and 33 of ASM vol. 2.  APRIL:  The big finale of that ASM review series. AND A BIRTHDAY ...

Eddiemas sounds a lot like enemas, just wanna put that out there.  SONIC! I just saw his new movie yesterday and I have a 2 paragraph review of this film. Now, you always see everyone complaining about Marvel movies, and how they're just slop for kids... Yet I don't see anyone complaining about the Sonic movies and how THEY'RE just slop for kids... Well, that is because Sonic isn't a dying franchise and also because the Sonic movies are actual good films, and this one, oh boy, this movie. Sonic The Hedgehog 3 is the best of the trilogy. It has everything I wanted from this series, Shadow was cool, It was sorta an adaptation of my favorite game (Sonic Adventure 2), and the story just kept you on the edge of your seat, but it's better if you use the full seat. Dude, this movie's gonna have you coughing blood because of how awesome it is.  The acting was good, Jim Carrey was funny... Both of them. The special effects were pretty impressive, and the music... OH THE ...

SONIC! He's blue, fast, wears red shoes, he's got everything, and he's got a new movie. AND SHADOW IS THERE! I gotta watch it! And that's what I'm gonna do tomorrow when I sit my ass in the theater for 2 hours to watch Sonic The Hedgehog 3.  I was a big fan of the first 2 movies because I like Sonic. No other reason. I guess the filmmaking was good and the effects were pretty impressive and cool. And we can only hope the third movie lives up to those standards, and I know it will because it's made by the same people.  Now, I know who Sonic is, I know who Tails is, and I even know who Knuckles is, but I also know who Shadow is. 50 years ago, at the Space Colony ARK, Professor Gerald Robotnik was making the Ultimate Lifeform, it was gonna be a lizard but then he decided to make a hedgehog instead.  This hedgehog can do fucking anything, he can use his rocket shoes to go fast, he can talk, he can be the coolest ever, OMG HE'S SO COOL! And I expect this movie to...

Publicado originalmente el 11 de octubre de 2024. Hoy fui a ver la película de My Hero Academia con mis amigos, la experiencia fue divertida, pasar tiempo con amigos estuvo muy bien.  ADVERTENCIA: Al platicar sobre esta película, me estoy arriesgando a terminar muerto. Quiero que sepan que esta es mi sincera opinion y que no odio a los fans de esta serie. Esta es solo una reseña hecha por el humor. Si vas a insultarme por una opinion, envía tu comentario aquí.  Nunca he visto My Hero Academia. He oído de la serie, conozco a gente que son fans de esta serie, pero nunca he tomado tiempo de mi día para ver esta serie. Pero entiendo un poco de la trama... Al leer el título, puedo intuir que es un anime sobre una escuela de superheroes, y a mí me encantan los superheroes (¿No era obvio?). En cada reseña que hago, siempre encuentro una manera de reírme del producto en cuestión. My Hero Academia: You're Next fue una película que salió en cines el 10 de octubre del 2024 en México, al ...

 Well, guys, it's my birthday, and i have to write something special, however i don't know what the hell to do, so instead of trying to write something, i'll just whine about not knowing what the hell to do. I GOT IT, I'LL JUST MAKE RANDOM HOUR 3 In this random hour: Reviewzzzz the weirder ramblings of an insane personnnn The NEWZZZZ First off, what do i have to say about the latest medias???  Gwenpool Strikes Back #2 (Written by Leah Williams, Art by David Baldeón) Okay... so, this comic. Lemme give you a synopsis. The story is about how Gwenpool and Deadpool both break into the Baxter Building so they can have Gwen kissing Mr. Fantastic on the cover. They both get caught and some WACKY CRAZY STUFF happens. I hate Deadpool, he sucks, he's not funny, and he killed my entire family. If anyone tries to tell me that he doesn't suck, I will ban you from my life and you won't be invited to my birthday party. The story sucks, the dialogue is not really funny or sm...