In The Mind of Spider-Plush

Calm down, shithead, I'm not leaving you. I'm just here to tell you what I'm gonna do. Guess what, I am dropping the Spider-Plush persona, in fact, I've already done it, and you didn't notice, you're so foolish.  Wanna know why? Well, here is my manifesto: Lookie here people, listen to my story, a little story about a man named Ed... One October night, in 2020, I came up with this username because I thought it would go viral, and I would get paid or some shit. I was 13 and young and stupid and that username was as silly as it could get, but I eventually got used to it because since everyone now knew me as Spider-Plush, and I didn't want anyone to NOT recognize me... But then I realized "Hey, Spider-Plush, you don't post pictures of yourself, you don't record videos of yourself, you don't share your voice, the least you can do is share your NAME, you don't want to be completely anonymous!" so I eventually revealed my name to everyone...

Remastered and sorta remade. Originally meant to be published on Wix, though never finished due to prioritizing other work. Remember the 60's? You're reading this shit, of course you don't. The 60's were a great time for comic books. You saw a comic book in the newsstands, you saw only one cover and you just had to deal with it.  Now, this was pretty much the standard from 19-whenever-comics-were-invented, but up until the 1990's, something strange occurred. You see, comics like the first appearances of Superman, Batman, and Spider-Man started to rocket in value because 1, quantities were limited (Less than 100 copies of Action Comics exist nowadays) and because they were ICONIC characters that were now parts of pop culture... People and companies took the wrong idea from this. See, the people of the world thought that if you took any comic book and just kept it for a few years, then it would become valuable. So, companies like Marvel and DC started to introduce new...