In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I have a lot to reveal, and I have a lot to address, some pretty serious allegations here. And I believe the right thing to do is come clean about those things and tell the truth about what's been going on with me and what's been going on with the site. I can't wait to finally cut the shit and get this over with so let's do exactly that. These are the Big Revelations of the 12 Days of Eddiemas. A big compilation of confessions, revelations, announcements and addressing the controversial allegations and rumors that are being made about me as a person.  "YOU DELETED A TWEET ONCE"  Yeah, I did. Sometimes I just don't wanna see a specific post in my profile anymore. But then I also get Tweet Deleter's Remorse and try to find an archive of the tweet, but there is no archive, there is only sadness. TL:DR, fucking idiot doesn't understand that once you delete a post and there's no archive, it's gone, no return.  "Eddie, fucking piece of shit,...

Well, I'm officially out of ideas. I might as well tell you guys about how I got into superheroes and how I got into comics. This is my contingency plan.  Waaaaaayyy back in probably 2007, I was born. I'm not gonna tell you my life story, just wanna let you know how young I am. Well, according to my family members, the first superhero I ever saw was Superman, but I must've erased him from my memory because the first superhero I remember liking was... You know who. That's another point for the house of ideas.  All the way back in some year, we had a Blockbuster next to a Carl's Jr near my house, that place is dead now but the memories I have with that place live on. Anyway, my dad picked a movie for me to watch, he was gonna pick the 1992 movie Cool World, but that movie is shit, so he picked the next best thing, a little movie called Spider-Man. After that, we watched Spider-Man 2, and it just kept getting better! Then I found out there was a SPIDER-MAN 3! Woah, the...

I like to go out with my friends, we always plan stuff, and we hang out pretty often, we go to the park, we go to the mall, we go to the movies to watch My Hero Academia the movie, we do a lot of things. This is the story of one of those things. Waaayyy back in 2023, during a specific month, my brother used to work at a place that sold geek shit, gaming stuff, comics stuff, anime stuff and 0 (zero) actual comic books. They had funko pops there, and they were actually pretty cool. They had the original Spider-Man funko pop from 2012 there, which was pretty awesome, I always wanted that one, and I saw that there was a keychain version, and I was like "Ok, cool, I'll get one as soon as I have money." Early December of 2023, I was with my friends, we were looking for shit at the mall, and I entered that geek place, my brother was not there at the time, must've been his day off. I said to myself "I have money, I'm getting that Spidey Pop" and I purchased it. ...

Finding inspiration is hard, sometimes it just never comes. Here I am waiting for the inspiration and- Oh, here it is. Now could be time for a complaint about the new site but I'm not going to do that because NO ONE NEEDS MY NEGATIVITY.  So, what's with this post? What's it about? Am I just gonna talk about nothing? NO! I'm gonna find something to talk about. I'm gonna answer the FAQ of the 12 Days of Eddiemas.  "What is this?" Well, let me tell you a story. I was working on my magnum opus, Holiday Hour, but right before having enough time to finish it, I GOT SICK, I felt like absolute fucking shit for 3 days, and worst of all, IT RUINED MY CHRISTMAS! But anyways, I wasn't able to finish it because of getting so sick I couldn't even move my fingers and also due to a lack of creativity. It was gonna be written in ALL RHYMES, I got like 1 review through before I noticed that the rhymes were stupid and I didn't know where to go from that 1 review ...

What do you think of when you think about Spider-Man crossovers? Spidey & Batman? Marvel Team-Up? Spidey and Invincible? Well, all of those suck shit, don't read them. Well, Y'know, Batman and Invincible are cool and all, but don't you think they're a little lame for a crossover with the greatest superhero of all time? Spidey needs to find someone cool for a crossover/team-up.  I could be a lame motherfucker and read the Spider-Man SNL crossover but it's not funny enough. What about the Transformers? They're not funny in the slightest and Transformers fans are all man-children, not unlike us Marvel fans, we are mature and smart and we absolutely do NOT buy things for children. This message has been brought to you by a guy with toys in his desk. Spidey and Disney Channel's Jessie? No, everyone's talked about that already, and by everyone, I mean that GodzillaMendoza guy. As a mature Marvel Comics fan, I am quite fond of watching cartoon shows, I'v...

 WORLD NEWS: I made a very foolish bet on Tuesday for Daily Spider-Plush. I said that if Donald Duck wins the 2024 Presidential Election, I would post WEEKLY instead of Daily for the rest of the month... I didn't think there were that many FUCKING IDIOTS in the US of A. It really doesn't affect me, though. I don't live in the US, so I don't care. Wait a minute, Trumpet won! It does affect me at least a little bit, because I have to post WEEKLY now. Oh well. Well, other than that, nothing else has happened. Everyone's feeling bitter... C'mon guys, cheer up. Be optimistic.  Media News:  New York Comic-Con happened recently, and I didn't report on it because I was too busy celebrating my shitty anniversary. Not a lot was announced either. Twitter... Oh sorry, i mean X has changed their block function, you can now see everything, but you cannot interact with the person that blocked you. Evan Filarca, I'm coming for your shit... Hahahah, I'm just kidding,...

 Originally posted on September 29th, 2024. I'm gonna review a Spider-Man comic, because it's been a long time since I've posted anything. Very recently (last year) I went to a yard sale and found a guy that was selling a lot of comic books, and I purchased 2 of them, one was a copy of Action Comics #1 Facsimile Edition, and the other was the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Derailed TPB, can you guess which one I'm gonna be reviewing today? Action Comics is gonna have to wait because I have a Spider-Man comic to review. I'm gonna be checking out Issue number 5, because I actually really ____ it. Read the rest of the review and then fill the blank.  Written by Peter David, drawn by Mike Wieringo & Roger Cruz. Review written by me. The cover depicts some girl on her computer, just typing away, while Spider-Man is crawling on the wall. Cover's good, I have no jokes to make here, let's move on. The comic begins with someone writing stupid shit on a blog and...

While i was working on "The Official Spider-Plush Guide to Brainrot", i remembered some things that i wanted to add to previous posts. So i've decided to make a short compilation of rants that i wanted to add to the previous random hours and posts.... and a BONUS RANT from a few days ago.  #1: A cut Spider-Guy from "The BEST Spider-Men" Charriii5 Spider-Man (From RosyTheRascal15's Top 5 Ways To Be Badass Like Shadow The Hedgehog) 4 years ago, i was watching old RosyTheRascal15 videos and i was crying because the sonic plush videos were never coming back... I still respect Jerry's decision tho. So i was watching these vids and i was not expecting to see Spider-Man in one of these vids. In this vid, Spidey talks to you about the latest film "The Amazing Spider-Man" and he's yapping about it, BUT THEN Shadow The Hedgehog appears and starts talking shit about this new movie but then Spider-Man Strikes Back by insulting the Shadow The Hedgehog v...

HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie), and today I bring you another special, yes that's right, i bring you the Random Hour 2. It is currently August 31st and I still have not written down my 1st story. This is because I can't think of anything. (Note: Eddie please don't include this in the article) NOTE: i wrote this in september so these jokes may have aged either really well or horribly. Thumbnail?  Thumbnail! Random Hours are a combination of all of the shit i post on this site, Reviews, storytime, thoughts and UPDATES. The order for this one is: 2 stories 2 thoughts  yeah that's coool. (3 o's because... this is the draft article i was talking about on Spider-Plush Hype, this is what happens when you don't read your articles after posting them) Story #1, Written on September 3rd, 2023: As I am writing this, i am currently at the Grocery store and something crazy just happened.  I was with my brother and we were walking to the store, ...

Originally posted on March 6th, 2023. HELLO, Welcome to the first and maybe only edition of the Spider-Plush Random hour, i am your host, Spider-Plush (You can call me Eddie) Here’s the thumbnail  Now, you may be wondering, what is this all about? well the answer is that there are some short stories that i wanted to tell but i didn't want to make short storytime articles so i combined 2 stories and 3 random thoughts i had.  CHAPTER ONE: THE HULK First off, a little bit of history… back in 2012 i was 5 years old, my favorite super hero was the hulk and i watched all the films, all 2 of them, and i watched clips from the shows on youtube, until i came across this show called THE INCREDIBLE HULK (1982), i was like “wow this is awesome, i should watch this” until i saw the design. I don’t know what’s so scary to me about the design, everything looks fine, except for those eyes, those horrible yellow eyes,and before you say anything like “that's how he looked like in the comics” i ...

 The battle that you've been waiting to see, Spider-Man vs Daredevil, it's finally here! and you can read it right now! Wow, isn't this comic so cool? Because it's not, it's total garbage, go read it if you want. Isn't the cover beautiful? i drew it myself! cool right?  Stay tuned, next issue will feature the return of a character from the early days of these comics. The link to read it is right here: https://archive.org/details/the-evil-spider-man-13 Thank you for reading! Don't share this with your friends! It's absolutely terrible.

 The following post was originally released on a Wix blog on January 9th, 2023. It is presented completely unaltered from its original form. Spelling mistakes and all. Hey guys, it's Spider-Plush here with another one of my stupid texts that no one reads, this isn't my full story, also it may show that i use the internet a lot. INTRODUCTION Some People (no one) are wondering "Where did you come from, Mr. Spider-Plush" and i tell them nothing, because nobody has said that ever. This is something that haunts me almost every day, i can't sleep because i just keep thinking about all of these memories... But then i remember that there is nothing to be sad about because it's not really that bad. CHAPTER 1: The Google Plus Days Back in 2015, i made a google account, i used it for regular ass things like youtube, gmail, and other google services, i was a really big fan of gmail (brand new sentence) and i checked it every day because i didn't have facebook or twitt...