In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I like to go out with my friends, we always plan stuff, and we hang out pretty often, we go to the park, we go to the mall, we go to the movies to watch My Hero Academia the movie, we do a lot of things. This is the story of one of those things. Waaayyy back in 2023, during a specific month, my brother used to work at a place that sold geek shit, gaming stuff, comics stuff, anime stuff and 0 (zero) actual comic books. They had funko pops there, and they were actually pretty cool. They had the original Spider-Man funko pop from 2012 there, which was pretty awesome, I always wanted that one, and I saw that there was a keychain version, and I was like "Ok, cool, I'll get one as soon as I have money." Early December of 2023, I was with my friends, we were looking for shit at the mall, and I entered that geek place, my brother was not there at the time, must've been his day off. I said to myself "I have money, I'm getting that Spidey Pop" and I purchased it. ...

Finding inspiration is hard, sometimes it just never comes. Here I am waiting for the inspiration and- Oh, here it is. Now could be time for a complaint about the new site but I'm not going to do that because NO ONE NEEDS MY NEGATIVITY.  So, what's with this post? What's it about? Am I just gonna talk about nothing? NO! I'm gonna find something to talk about. I'm gonna answer the FAQ of the 12 Days of Eddiemas.  "What is this?" Well, let me tell you a story. I was working on my magnum opus, Holiday Hour, but right before having enough time to finish it, I GOT SICK, I felt like absolute fucking shit for 3 days, and worst of all, IT RUINED MY CHRISTMAS! But anyways, I wasn't able to finish it because of getting so sick I couldn't even move my fingers and also due to a lack of creativity. It was gonna be written in ALL RHYMES, I got like 1 review through before I noticed that the rhymes were stupid and I didn't know where to go from that 1 review ...

 Guess what, I had nothing prepared for Christmas, so I'm gonna review another comic book. Here is a review for Holiday Special: Merry Mix-Up #1 (2016), here is the cover. The cover features Santa in a car, fighting some unknown character. Why? I have no idea, I've never read this. Yes, I do paint over characters that I don't like. I didn't want to type the names of all the people involved in all 4 stories because I did not want to, it's Christmas, I do not want to do things I do not care for things, either, can't you see the screenshot is fucked up? But look at that snowman, it's nothing like in Sonic Winter Jam, where THE GREATEST CHARACTER EVER got a snowman, in this thing, the character I can't mention is here in snow form.  We are NOT reading Gwenpool's story.  Well, the comic isn't gonna read itself, let's look at Spider-Man's whatever Christmas. Spidey stops a bunch of villains and Fin Fang Foom on Christmas Eve and then Spidey get...