In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I watched a friend's stream a few days ago and found out something crazy about Doki Doki Literature Club. Shoutout to  https://www.twitch.tv/starlightrld , drop a follow and tell her I sent you. So, after entering the game for the 5th time, we are greeted by the same fucking shit I've been playing for days, with Sayori forcing us to join the literature club and stuff, but there is an insane plot twist, one that will blow your socks off, I know my socks blew off and now I can't find them. Everyone leaves the room except for me and Sayori. This is the part where shit gets real... It turns out that she knows everything. She is now powerful and will spend every day with me forever and ever.... Or that is until I uninstall the game. Sayori... You... Are... A... Motherfucking... SNAKE! Holy shit, I was just tricked by what I thought was the sweetest character in the game. All of these girls are fucking insane, I am pissed. I thought we were finally playing a normal game with norm...

No time for recaps. DDLC. Game. SCARY. CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of gore. We get a choice of... Well, nothing, but we have to say either yes or no... I'm a yes man, which might end up biting me in the ass later. That letter was not on screen for long enough for me to read. Why is the mood so weird? Good question, Natsuki. Stagnating air is commonly foreshadowing- whatever. We organize ourselves for the festival. Normal. Well, Yuri and I are tasked with... I don't know. Yuri tells Natsuki to shut her fucking mouth... Literally, that's what she says, look. Well, glad to see there's no hostility in this game. Monika tells me to make the damn choice, and she HACKS MY CURSOR TO PICK HER,what a spoiled bitch. WHY IS THERE SWEARING IN THIS GAME JUST NOW? Well, at least I finally get to hit on Monika.  Some shit just got real. With more crazy talk from Yuri. SHE TELLS NATSUKI TO KILL HERSELF, these characters are terrible people. But it's apparently okay because Yuri want...

CONTENT WARNING. The discussion of serious issues like depression, self-harm and suicidal thoughts. Of course, these are sensitive issues and I'm not gonna joke about them. LAST TIME: Read the post. Doki Doki Literature Club. Game. Silly.  Well, the show must go on. I don't think I wanted to maket this a series of posts... Oh, whatever, let's continue... So, here I am, walking home alone because Sayori left early. I remember that I have to help Yuri this weekend... Though I haven't heard of Sayori since she left... Maybe I should check on her, see if she's okay? Well, I decide to visit Sayori without warning.   The house is quiet. Sayori isn't anywhere on the first floor, so I assume she's up in her room. It's already strange of her to not run down and greet me. I head up to her bedroom, where I finally find her. Well, there she is, forcing her smile... What could've happened in the span of a week? What goes on in this club and why is it getting weir...

PREVIOUSLY: I, Barry Eddie, joined a club with weirdos, some shit happened. The show must go on. As I write these poems in the game, I notice that the words are slowly becoming edgier for some unknown reason, I mean, there's some normal words sprinkled in there, but they're like, weird. Well, anyway, it is time for another dull day of poem sharing... Cherry blossoms in the spring, can you hear me sing- Wrong game, Edward. Sayori is STILL not used to me being in the club, c'mon, it's been 3 days! Will Barry buy her a snack? I dunno, why would they? Broke bitch always wanting me to buy her shit, c'mon, get a job. She had money in her purse all along... Woooow. This game is fuuuuun. I have yet to review a single aspect of this game other than the lame cutscenes and lame character dialogue, but that's because the interesting parts have NOT happened yet. Yuri shows up or some shit, I'm really not paying attention because I have to write and read the game at the s...

Today we're gonna take a look at the strangest game of all time, a game that is not related to Marvel and not related to anything, really. I just remember one of my mutuals playing it and I thought "Hey, since this game is free, I'm gonna check it out myself".  The game is called "Doki Doki Literature Club", made by Dan Salvato way back in 2017, it has gained a reputation for being "The game with the 4 really strange girls" and for having a lot of shock value.   Now, I'm obviously a big fan of literature, I read everything that has more than 10 words, so I'm obviously thrilled to share my passion for literature with 4 weirdos that don't even exist.  The Steam description and the beginning of the game already tell you that this game is fucked up. I mean, c'mon, how bad could this possibly be? It's 4 fairly cute girls ready to read a bunch of stuff and maybe cause some chaos! There's nothing weird about that! That being said, ...

That new Spider-Man TV show just came out, but I don't have Disney+, everyone's talking about it and I don't want to be an outcast, so I'm gonna do the ballsiest thing ever, I'm gonna lose my credibility as a reviewer! I bet the other review sites are gonna be so proud of me... Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, written by Jeff Trammel and directed by Mel Zwyer, a show inspired by the comic book titled "Spider-Man", and also a little bit inspired by the MCU films featuring "Spider-Man", it was announced somewhere around 2022, and the first 2 episodes were released yesterday. Man, I remember when we thought the show was NEVER coming out.  First of all, the intro features a rap song that samples the 1967 Spider-Man theme song. The track is titled "Neighbor Like Me"by the Match Club (featuring Relaye and Melo Makes Music... Okay, Melo, now I know that you make music and not sandwiches). Let's talk about this theme song. First off, ...

I promised a game review, I shall give you a game review, today I'm looking at Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six.  This game was inspired by the storyline titled... Return of The Sinister Six. Believe it or not, this was the only Spider-Man game on the Nintendo Entertainment System. And it wasn't very well received. It was also made by LJN, wow, that's cool, I love the Angry Video Game Nerd. This game fucking sucks, dude. First off, the graphics are... Actually, not bad, but sometimes you can't tell when an object isn't in the background, and sometimes you cannot tell when there's a bomb on the floor.  The gameplay, though... Spider-Man can run, crawl walls, and jump, seems simple enough, but the problem here are his attacks, he can punch, and he can kick, but it never feels like his attacks actually HIT something, and that can kinda become a problem. Also, web swinging sucks in this game, so you won't find yourself doing it very often. Sucks for a Spid...

Eddiemas sounds a lot like enemas, just wanna put that out there.  SONIC! I just saw his new movie yesterday and I have a 2 paragraph review of this film. Now, you always see everyone complaining about Marvel movies, and how they're just slop for kids... Yet I don't see anyone complaining about the Sonic movies and how THEY'RE just slop for kids... Well, that is because Sonic isn't a dying franchise and also because the Sonic movies are actual good films, and this one, oh boy, this movie. Sonic The Hedgehog 3 is the best of the trilogy. It has everything I wanted from this series, Shadow was cool, It was sorta an adaptation of my favorite game (Sonic Adventure 2), and the story just kept you on the edge of your seat, but it's better if you use the full seat. Dude, this movie's gonna have you coughing blood because of how awesome it is.  The acting was good, Jim Carrey was funny... Both of them. The special effects were pretty impressive, and the music... OH THE ...

SONIC! He's blue, fast, wears red shoes, he's got everything, and he's got a new movie. AND SHADOW IS THERE! I gotta watch it! And that's what I'm gonna do tomorrow when I sit my ass in the theater for 2 hours to watch Sonic The Hedgehog 3.  I was a big fan of the first 2 movies because I like Sonic. No other reason. I guess the filmmaking was good and the effects were pretty impressive and cool. And we can only hope the third movie lives up to those standards, and I know it will because it's made by the same people.  Now, I know who Sonic is, I know who Tails is, and I even know who Knuckles is, but I also know who Shadow is. 50 years ago, at the Space Colony ARK, Professor Gerald Robotnik was making the Ultimate Lifeform, it was gonna be a lizard but then he decided to make a hedgehog instead.  This hedgehog can do fucking anything, he can use his rocket shoes to go fast, he can talk, he can be the coolest ever, OMG HE'S SO COOL! And I expect this movie to...

Originally posted on October 4th, 2024. This is gonna be a normal review for a normal game, none of that weird stuff. The game i'm gonna be reviewing is Spider-Man for the Atari 2600. This is a fairly normal box art that depicts what we can expect from the game in question, Spider-man plummeting towards his doom after getting his web cut off by the Green Goblin. This game was developed by Parker Brothers in 1982, one year before the Great Video Game Crash. This was the first ever Spider-Man video game and the first ever video game to be inspired by a Marvel Comics character.  Believe it or not, the main character of this game is none other than Spider-Man himself, what a shock. The player controls ol' Spidey, who is trying to defuse a bomb that has been put up by the Green Goblin, you get to the top of a building by shooting your webs, because you can't just crawl on the walls, where's the fun in that?  There needs to be more challenge in this game, and that is exactly ...