THE LATEST NEWS.

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 Welp, I'm pissed at the world because the news suck, they're not what I want to hear, they're so inconsiderate... so, I'm gonna make MY OWN news. Plus, I'm gonna have you guys play a little guessing game and whoever guesses correctly is gonna win... A NO-PRIZE!

WORLD NEWZZZ:

  • That's right, everyone, WORLD WAR III is about to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. You're fucked. Get ready to see violence for the next 6 or so years.
  • The US government has finally decided to open Area 51 to the public, everyone can just go there and take a good look at whatever the hell was going on in there... looks like that Area 51 raid was pointless. You can now just 
  • NASA just announced that it looks like Earth is getting another moon (again) soon, and it is... Venus? Wow, that is just insane. I just wonder what's gonna happen to the werewolves now.
  • Many trusted sources are saying that North America might connect to Europe due to continental drift soon, so maybe it's the end of those stupid-ass debates about English food and American food.
  • Looks like Twitter has had a massive security breach that has exposed things like the bookmarks, likes, email addresses and Tweet drafts of MILLIONS of users, including all 3 of my accounts + my secret burner account where i make fun of all of you... Shit, I better go and try to remove all traces of that.
MARVEL NEWS: 
  • The new Spider-Man 4 movie is having an UNEXPECTED TWIST, Marvel Studios has announced that the movie is taking place in California, instead of NYC, which is okay because we've seen NYC like 30000 times, it was finally time for a change.
  • Welp, Sony has decided to delay their "Beyond the Spider-Verse" movie to winter of 2027, just to avoid competing with summer blockbusters like "Avengers: Secret Wars" and "Avengers: Doomsday"
  • Marvel announced via their twitter that Sabrina Carpenter is gonna make a song for the upcoming Thunderbolts movie, this is just fucking insane, never expected that.
  • Another fucking Spider-Gwen comic series. 
  • Another Avengers team.
  • We just got a new look at the Walmart exclusive Irving Forbush Funko Pop, in stores this December.
  • A new Deadpool movie was just announced, crazy how World War III was announced just 5 seconds later! 
SITE NEWS:
  • Welp, guess I gotta remake all of my posts made prior to June 2024 before Christmas. Yes, that's right, I am remaking all of my reviews, all update posts, all storytimes, everything. be sure to tune in this Christmas.
  • IT IS TIME I REVEAL WHAT THE GREATEST COMIC OF ALL TIME IS. That's right, the comic that I've been telling you all about is... THE REN AND STIMPY SHOW #6 FEATURING SPIDER-MAN! Yes, I wrote over 10 thousand words about THAT. I've also decided to release it early, because I got tired of waiting for June 17th, 2025.
  • I have the nitty gritty, I have a new STORYTIME. Coming soon. 

Well, looks like that's all I got for news. BUT, I have a little guessing game. 

You see, 5 of these headlines were reported by my pal, WaterIsNotWetL on Twitter... But I am not telling you WHICH news. You gotta guess, and whoever guesses correctly is gonna win the No-Prize. Send your guesses to any of my contacts.


Fan mail (and guesses) go to eddiespiderplushfanmail@gmail.com

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