In The Mind of Spider-Plush

I have a lot to reveal, and I have a lot to address, some pretty serious allegations here. And I believe the right thing to do is come clean about those things and tell the truth about what's been going on with me and what's been going on with the site. I can't wait to finally cut the shit and get this over with so let's do exactly that. These are the Big Revelations of the 12 Days of Eddiemas. A big compilation of confessions, revelations, announcements and addressing the controversial allegations and rumors that are being made about me as a person.  "YOU DELETED A TWEET ONCE"  Yeah, I did. Sometimes I just don't wanna see a specific post in my profile anymore. But then I also get Tweet Deleter's Remorse and try to find an archive of the tweet, but there is no archive, there is only sadness. TL:DR, fucking idiot doesn't understand that once you delete a post and there's no archive, it's gone, no return.  "Eddie, fucking piece of shit,...

I recently acquired a secret internal document from the Marvel offices in New York, and in this document, there are several secrets about the company, secrets about the writers, and secrets about the Marvel Universe that were hidden for over 80 years. I shall now uncover 5 of these secrets. First off, the secret to why Marvel allows Sony to make these horrible movies based on characters related to Spider-Man. Well, you see, if Marvel themselves don't care about the characters, then why should they care if they appear in a horrible movie? Think about it. Did they care about Kraven? Did they care about Morbius? Did they care about Madame Web? NO! They didn't, no one even remembers the last time they appeared in a comic. The only one they seem to care about is Venom. And speaking of Venom, let's talk about the origin of his character, believe it or not, the concept of an alien costume that bonds to people didn't JUST come from the sick and twisted mind of Jim Shooter or wh...