Damn you... (DAY 9 of the 12 Days of Eddiemas.)

I promised a game review, I shall give you a game review, today I'm looking at Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six. 

This game was inspired by the storyline titled... Return of The Sinister Six. Believe it or not, this was the only Spider-Man game on the Nintendo Entertainment System. And it wasn't very well received. It was also made by LJN, wow, that's cool, I love the Angry Video Game Nerd.

This game fucking sucks, dude. First off, the graphics are... Actually, not bad, but sometimes you can't tell when an object isn't in the background, and sometimes you cannot tell when there's a bomb on the floor. 

The gameplay, though... Spider-Man can run, crawl walls, and jump, seems simple enough, but the problem here are his attacks, he can punch, and he can kick, but it never feels like his attacks actually HIT something, and that can kinda become a problem. Also, web swinging sucks in this game, so you won't find yourself doing it very often. Sucks for a Spider-Man game. What also sucks is that you can only attack enemies when you're standing completely still, you cannot attack while jumping and you cannot attack while running, this sucks for boss fights, like, REALLY SUCKS.

Also, there's a lot of small enemies like rats or small bombs, and with the shitty attacks, you're gonna have a hard time punching rats. 

The music sucks too, but this is a Nintendo Entertainment System game, I don't know what I was expecting.

I give this game a 5/10, it sucks but at least it doesn't suck as bad as that comic mini-series I reviewed that I forget the name of. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a little bit of fun, and in the end, that's what video games are for. 

That's it.