In The Mind of Spider-Plush

 Spider-Man. J. Michael Straczynski. John Romita Jr.  Believe it or not, issue 500 was NOT the end of the Spider-Man legend, there's still a bunch of loose ends to tie up and LOTS of stories to make, so here's The Amazing Spider-Man #501, which is pretty much a new beginning for our web-head, this was Brand New Day before Brand New Day. LAST TIME: Spidey celebrated his birthday by looking at his beginning and his demise happen at the same time in The drive to Issue 1000 started here... Wait, they were already planning issue 1000? This is the cover, by Tony Harris, whom you may remember because he drew the covers for issues 57 and 58 (498 and 499). It depicts Spider-Man swinging by, and a taxi driver watching... Yes, this is one of those boring covers, but do not fret, the end of the "Have Spider-Man do something cool" covers is near, only to come back for a little bit. The title of this one is "A Saturday In The Park With May", GEE, I WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABO...

Guess who's back for another news post? Well, it's none other than EDDIE. Here's hoping this post doesn't get misattributed somehow. WORLD NEWS: - No. MEDIA NEWS: - Deltarune recently released, I only learned about this because my buddy StarlightRLD on Twitch recently streamed it.  - The Wolverine game is fucking dead. - The Nintendo Switch 2 has just released and everyone that complained about the price still bought it, c'mon, make it make sense. - Summer Games Fest showed the announcement of many things that are relevant to stuff we post on the site, you can NOT look forward to reviews of the following games: Marvel: Cosmic Invasion, Marvel: Tōkon Fighting Soul, Sonic Racing Crossworlds, Mario Kart World, Deadpool VR, Sonic Blitz, and a bunch of other stuff.  - The previous announcements have caused everyone to start fighting, arguing, insulting Crash Bandicoot and DC, and here I am just not giving a shit. - It looks like the new Superman film is getting closer, ...

Calm down, shithead, I'm not leaving you. I'm just here to tell you what I'm gonna do. Guess what, I am dropping the Spider-Plush persona, in fact, I've already done it, and you didn't notice, you're so foolish.  Wanna know why? Well, here is my manifesto: Lookie here people, listen to my story, a little story about a man named Ed... One October night, in 2020, I came up with this username because I thought it would go viral, and I would get paid or some shit. I was 13 and young and stupid and that username was as silly as it could get, but I eventually got used to it because since everyone now knew me as Spider-Plush, and I didn't want anyone to NOT recognize me... But then I realized "Hey, Spider-Plush, you don't post pictures of yourself, you don't record videos of yourself, you don't share your voice, the least you can do is share your NAME, you don't want to be completely anonymous!" so I eventually revealed my name to everyone...

I watched a friend's stream a few days ago and found out something crazy about Doki Doki Literature Club. Shoutout to  https://www.twitch.tv/starlightrld , drop a follow and tell her I sent you. So, after entering the game for the 5th time, we are greeted by the same fucking shit I've been playing for days, with Sayori forcing us to join the literature club and stuff, but there is an insane plot twist, one that will blow your socks off, I know my socks blew off and now I can't find them. Everyone leaves the room except for me and Sayori. This is the part where shit gets real... It turns out that she knows everything. She is now powerful and will spend every day with me forever and ever.... Or that is until I uninstall the game. Sayori... You... Are... A... Motherfucking... SNAKE! Holy shit, I was just tricked by what I thought was the sweetest character in the game. All of these girls are fucking insane, I am pissed. I thought we were finally playing a normal game with norm...

No time for recaps. DDLC. Game. SCARY. CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of gore. We get a choice of... Well, nothing, but we have to say either yes or no... I'm a yes man, which might end up biting me in the ass later. That letter was not on screen for long enough for me to read. Why is the mood so weird? Good question, Natsuki. Stagnating air is commonly foreshadowing- whatever. We organize ourselves for the festival. Normal. Well, Yuri and I are tasked with... I don't know. Yuri tells Natsuki to shut her fucking mouth... Literally, that's what she says, look. Well, glad to see there's no hostility in this game. Monika tells me to make the damn choice, and she HACKS MY CURSOR TO PICK HER,what a spoiled bitch. WHY IS THERE SWEARING IN THIS GAME JUST NOW? Well, at least I finally get to hit on Monika.  Some shit just got real. With more crazy talk from Yuri. SHE TELLS NATSUKI TO KILL HERSELF, these characters are terrible people. But it's apparently okay because Yuri want...

I made a mistake recently... I didn't upload a post between parts 1 and 2 of DDLC! Which is why I'm getting this post ready.  Lemme give you a little background... Idk, I just decided to read the first 100 issues of Amazing Spider-Man one day, and these stood out. This is The Amazing Spider-Man #86, by Stan Lee and John Romita Sr., a classic from July of 1970, an instant key issue because this marks the 33rd appearance of the Black Widow, instant Spidey Essential, if you ask me! Who is the Black Widow? I can't tell you that just yet. Anyway, the cover shows Spidey swinging while the Black Widow's silhouette towers over him. I have seen this cover hundreds of times and not once have I noticed the cops on the lower right. The Black Widow, also known as the Latrodectus is a spider that are incredibly notorious due to their incredibly potent venom that can immediately kill a fat fuck like you, so watch out if you're in the wilderness... Bet no one has done that joke bef...

NOTE: This post was written by Eddie, don't know why it says Polly. Here is the real review for this god forsaken comic. Thanks, Cavan Scott and Stefano Nesi. Yadda yadda yadda, I already looked at the cover. It looks like this comic is actually exactly what I was expecting, but it was actually... Good? No, not really, its still crap, but passable crap. Gwen Stacy is back, all thanks to Weapon X, and she now goes by the name of X-31 or Gwenpool or something like that*. MEANWHILE, Kate Bishop, Spider-Man and Gwenpool (the white one) from Marvel Comics are all entering Weapon X until Fig Fang Foom shows up, but luckily, Gwenpool uses her amazing powers of leaving the panels to show up in another page as a giant to kick Fig Fang Foom's green ass... Well, I've never seen his ass, for all I know it could be red, or blue, or purple. All of a sudden, someone starts KILLING the guards, and it is none other than Gwenpool (the purple one, I'm talking about the colors of their cos...

CONTENT WARNING. The discussion of serious issues like depression, self-harm and suicidal thoughts. Of course, these are sensitive issues and I'm not gonna joke about them. LAST TIME: Read the post. Doki Doki Literature Club. Game. Silly.  Well, the show must go on. I don't think I wanted to maket this a series of posts... Oh, whatever, let's continue... So, here I am, walking home alone because Sayori left early. I remember that I have to help Yuri this weekend... Though I haven't heard of Sayori since she left... Maybe I should check on her, see if she's okay? Well, I decide to visit Sayori without warning.   The house is quiet. Sayori isn't anywhere on the first floor, so I assume she's up in her room. It's already strange of her to not run down and greet me. I head up to her bedroom, where I finally find her. Well, there she is, forcing her smile... What could've happened in the span of a week? What goes on in this club and why is it getting weir...

TIMELINE OF THIS REVIEW: I was at the supermarket with my mom, and she got me a Spider-Man comic titled "The Real Clone Saga". Years later, I went to Carls Jr. to order the new Thunderbolts Promotional Burger combo. The only thing these things have in common is that I'm reviewing them today. First off, the easiest one to explain. Marvel's Thunderbolts are a bunch of guys that no one knows put together on a superhero team. They got a movie recently that I haven't seen but I probably will soon. In order to promote this movie, Mexican Carls Jr. restaurants are serving "The Team Burger", which is a combo consisting of a Burger with a special sauce, fries, and a cup for your beverage of choice.  There's actually 2 ways to have this burger, one is the small version with small fries, a burger with one patty and a small soda, and the other is well... How do I put this... A burger with 2 patties, large fries and a large soda. I ordered the former because I ha...