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Epic Crash-out. (FINALE)

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I watched a friend's stream a few days ago and found out something crazy about Doki Doki Literature Club. Shoutout to  https://www.twitch.tv/starlightrld , drop a follow and tell her I sent you. So, after entering the game for the 5th time, we are greeted by the same fucking shit I've been playing for days, with Sayori forcing us to join the literature club and stuff, but there is an insane plot twist, one that will blow your socks off, I know my socks blew off and now I can't find them. Everyone leaves the room except for me and Sayori. This is the part where shit gets real... It turns out that she knows everything. She is now powerful and will spend every day with me forever and ever.... Or that is until I uninstall the game. Sayori... You... Are... A... Motherfucking... SNAKE! Holy shit, I was just tricked by what I thought was the sweetest character in the game. All of these girls are fucking insane, I am pissed. I thought we were finally playing a normal game with norm...

This game is... (Part 4)

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No time for recaps. DDLC. Game. SCARY. CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of gore. We get a choice of... Well, nothing, but we have to say either yes or no... I'm a yes man, which might end up biting me in the ass later. That letter was not on screen for long enough for me to read. Why is the mood so weird? Good question, Natsuki. Stagnating air is commonly foreshadowing- whatever. We organize ourselves for the festival. Normal. Well, Yuri and I are tasked with... I don't know. Yuri tells Natsuki to shut her fucking mouth... Literally, that's what she says, look. Well, glad to see there's no hostility in this game. Monika tells me to make the damn choice, and she HACKS MY CURSOR TO PICK HER,what a spoiled bitch. WHY IS THERE SWEARING IN THIS GAME JUST NOW? Well, at least I finally get to hit on Monika.  Some shit just got real. With more crazy talk from Yuri. SHE TELLS NATSUKI TO KILL HERSELF, these characters are terrible people. But it's apparently okay because Yuri want...

Spidey is ILL.

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I made a mistake recently... I didn't upload a post between parts 1 and 2 of DDLC! Which is why I'm getting this post ready.  Lemme give you a little background... Idk, I just decided to read the first 100 issues of Amazing Spider-Man one day, and these stood out. This is The Amazing Spider-Man #86, by Stan Lee and John Romita Sr., a classic from July of 1970, an instant key issue because this marks the 33rd appearance of the Black Widow, instant Spidey Essential, if you ask me! Who is the Black Widow? I can't tell you that just yet. Anyway, the cover shows Spidey swinging while the Black Widow's silhouette towers over him. I have seen this cover hundreds of times and not once have I noticed the cops on the lower right. The Black Widow, also known as the Latrodectus is a spider that are incredibly notorious due to their incredibly potent venom that can immediately kill a fat fuck like you, so watch out if you're in the wilderness... Bet no one has done that joke bef...

The News. (ft. Gwenpool #1 ACTUAL Review)

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NOTE: This post was written by Eddie, don't know why it says Polly. Here is the real review for this god forsaken comic. Thanks, Cavan Scott and Stefano Nesi. Yadda yadda yadda, I already looked at the cover. It looks like this comic is actually exactly what I was expecting, but it was actually... Good? No, not really, its still crap, but passable crap. Gwen Stacy is back, all thanks to Weapon X, and she now goes by the name of X-31 or Gwenpool or something like that*. MEANWHILE, Kate Bishop, Spider-Man and Gwenpool (the white one) from Marvel Comics are all entering Weapon X until Fig Fang Foom shows up, but luckily, Gwenpool uses her amazing powers of leaving the panels to show up in another page as a giant to kick Fig Fang Foom's green ass... Well, I've never seen his ass, for all I know it could be red, or blue, or purple. All of a sudden, someone starts KILLING the guards, and it is none other than Gwenpool (the purple one, I'm talking about the colors of their cos...

The Nefarious Literature Club. (Part 3)

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CONTENT WARNING. The discussion of serious issues like depression, self-harm and suicidal thoughts. Of course, these are sensitive issues and I'm not gonna joke about them. LAST TIME: Read the post. Doki Doki Literature Club. Game. Silly.  Well, the show must go on. I don't think I wanted to maket this a series of posts... Oh, whatever, let's continue... So, here I am, walking home alone because Sayori left early. I remember that I have to help Yuri this weekend... Though I haven't heard of Sayori since she left... Maybe I should check on her, see if she's okay? Well, I decide to visit Sayori without warning.   The house is quiet. Sayori isn't anywhere on the first floor, so I assume she's up in her room. It's already strange of her to not run down and greet me. I head up to her bedroom, where I finally find her. Well, there she is, forcing her smile... What could've happened in the span of a week? What goes on in this club and why is it getting weir...

Spider-Man: Clone Wars (Part 1)

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TIMELINE OF THIS REVIEW: I was at the supermarket with my mom, and she got me a Spider-Man comic titled "The Real Clone Saga". Years later, I went to Carls Jr. to order the new Thunderbolts Promotional Burger combo. The only thing these things have in common is that I'm reviewing them today. First off, the easiest one to explain. Marvel's Thunderbolts are a bunch of guys that no one knows put together on a superhero team. They got a movie recently that I haven't seen but I probably will soon. In order to promote this movie, Mexican Carls Jr. restaurants are serving "The Team Burger", which is a combo consisting of a Burger with a special sauce, fries, and a cup for your beverage of choice.  There's actually 2 ways to have this burger, one is the small version with small fries, a burger with one patty and a small soda, and the other is well... How do I put this... A burger with 2 patties, large fries and a large soda. I ordered the former because I ha...

The Game Must Go On. (Part 2)

PREVIOUSLY: I, Barry Eddie, joined a club with weirdos, some shit happened. The show must go on. As I write these poems in the game, I notice that the words are slowly becoming edgier for some unknown reason, I mean, there's some normal words sprinkled in there, but they're like, weird. Well, anyway, it is time for another dull day of poem sharing... Cherry blossoms in the spring, can you hear me sing- Wrong game, Edward. Sayori is STILL not used to me being in the club, c'mon, it's been 3 days! Will Barry buy her a snack? I dunno, why would they? Broke bitch always wanting me to buy her shit, c'mon, get a job. She had money in her purse all along... Woooow. This game is fuuuuun. I have yet to review a single aspect of this game other than the lame cutscenes and lame character dialogue, but that's because the interesting parts have NOT happened yet. Yuri shows up or some shit, I'm really not paying attention because I have to write and read the game at the s...

The Biggest Game Review. (Part 1.)

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Today we're gonna take a look at the strangest game of all time, a game that is not related to Marvel and not related to anything, really. I just remember one of my mutuals playing it and I thought "Hey, since this game is free, I'm gonna check it out myself".  The game is called "Doki Doki Literature Club", made by Dan Salvato way back in 2017, it has gained a reputation for being "The game with the 4 really strange girls" and for having a lot of shock value.   Now, I'm obviously a big fan of literature, I read everything that has more than 10 words, so I'm obviously thrilled to share my passion for literature with 4 weirdos that don't even exist.  The Steam description and the beginning of the game already tell you that this game is fucked up. I mean, c'mon, how bad could this possibly be? It's 4 fairly cute girls ready to read a bunch of stuff and maybe cause some chaos! There's nothing weird about that! That being said, ...