In The Mind of Spider-Plush

 Es un tontin. 0/10

 Welp, I'm pissed at the world because the news suck, they're not what I want to hear, they're so inconsiderate... so, I'm gonna make MY OWN news. Plus, I'm gonna have you guys play a little guessing game and whoever guesses correctly is gonna win... A NO-PRIZE! WORLD NEWZZZ: That's right, everyone, WORLD WAR III is about to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. You're fucked. Get ready to see violence for the next 6 or so years. The US government has finally decided to open Area 51 to the public, everyone can just go there and take a good look at whatever the hell was going on in there... looks like that Area 51 raid was pointless. You can now just  NASA just announced that it looks like Earth is getting another moon (again) soon, and it is... Venus? Wow, that is just insane. I just wonder what's gonna happen to the werewolves now. Many trusted sources are saying that North America might connect to Europe due to continental drift soon, so...

You guys remember the good ol' days of 2010? I don't, i was 3 at the time.  Well, Marvel was pretty big in 2010, everyone liked them. Do you care? No.  Galactus had a daughter. yes, it's true, i'm not making this up. You may have heard of her because she was in that new game called Marvel Rivals. Well, i saw that she had 4 entire comics so i decided to check them out. This is Galacta: Daughter of Galactus (2010), written by Adam Warren and drawn by Hector Sevilla Lujan.  Issue 0 was released exclusively on Marvel's Digital Comics Unlimited service, known nowadays as Marvel Unlimited. This is probably the only comic on the service that has a low resolution. First panel is a tweet. Here is the link, cause it was a real tweet on a real account. Marvel made a real twitter to promote this... This reminds me of Chicago Party Aunt or whatever it was. The kinda shit that Galacta tweets is the kinda shit that i would've tweeted 2 or so years ago. Hopefully she will follo...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. It's been the funniest fucking week here in the mind of Spider-Plush, just let me tell you about the latest and greatest news of the week. This is WEEK 2 OF SPIDER-PLUSH.... And hopefully my last. WORLD NEWS:  - I GOT A FUCKING POKEMON CARD, that's right, i got a Pokémon card when i went to my local yard sale last Saturday. It's a Piplup. It was in every newspaper, it was on CNN, Associated Press, the ABC, the 123, everywhere. - I'm still pissed about the bet I lost last Tuesday. MEDIA NEWS: - MTV EMAs happened November 10th in Manchester. Sabrina Carpenter won Best Song.  - JeepersMedia is back to review more Fail Toys, but he supports AI... Damn. - Captain America: Brave New World hits theaters February 14th, 2025, and Marvel just released another trailer to promote it on D23 Brazil. It looks like shit. Waited like a million years to see the Red Hulk on a movie screen and he looks like fucking dogshit, HIS EYES ...

 WORLD NEWS: I made a very foolish bet on Tuesday for Daily Spider-Plush. I said that if Donald Duck wins the 2024 Presidential Election, I would post WEEKLY instead of Daily for the rest of the month... I didn't think there were that many FUCKING IDIOTS in the US of A. It really doesn't affect me, though. I don't live in the US, so I don't care. Wait a minute, Trumpet won! It does affect me at least a little bit, because I have to post WEEKLY now. Oh well. Well, other than that, nothing else has happened. Everyone's feeling bitter... C'mon guys, cheer up. Be optimistic.  Media News:  New York Comic-Con happened recently, and I didn't report on it because I was too busy celebrating my shitty anniversary. Not a lot was announced either. Twitter... Oh sorry, i mean X has changed their block function, you can now see everything, but you cannot interact with the person that blocked you. Evan Filarca, I'm coming for your shit... Hahahah, I'm just kidding,...

 I have to review another issue of the mini-series that killed me... Or... Did it? Of course it didn't, that would just be silly, you can't be killed by a comic... Unless you die from papercuts. Though i can't do that cause I'm reading from a digital comic. Let me give you a recap. Gwenpool Strikes Back begins its first issue with dabbing, staring at pregnant ladies, robbing a bank and unmasking Spider-Man all for the SALES. This was probably the first ever comic that blatantly admits it was made just for the sales. It was psychologically painful. Issue 2 has sex jokes, the Fantastic Four, VORE, more sex jokes, unfunny 4th wall breaks and worst of all, DEADPOOL. This issue was physically painful. Issue 2 ended like shit, which means that issue 3 started like shit. But then the story took a 180° degree turn and actually became kind of readable. This issue was only slightly painful. Also, Deadpool just leaves the story midway through the issue. Thank fucking god. And now,...

Originally posted on November 3rd, 2024. A few days ago, actually. Dear reader, this is not a joke. Someone got paid to make this, someone got paid to write this comic, someone got paid to draw it, someone got paid to manufacture it, and people paid so they could have this in their homes to wipe their butts. In the 1970's, Marvel Comics was HUGE, i could've asked someone on the street if they read Marvel Comics and they would say YES, in all caps and with a comma at the end. Marvel had a lot of merchandise back then, you got your MEGOs, your Underoos, your 7-Eleven cups, all that stuff, and they all had Spider-Man & The Hulk in them because they were Marvel's TV Sensations, everyone knew about them back in the 70's thanks to the live-action TV shows and TV movies. Spider-Man could be in every room of your house, including THE BATHROOM. You ever see people talking about how the new Amazing Spider-Man comics could be used as toilet paper? Well, back in the 1970's ...

 I recently had a 7-day trial for Marvel Unlimited, i used it to read suggestions from people on Discord and so i could read comics that i will never get to own. Also, so i could finish that one post that is coming out on June 2025 (Still not telling you what comic it's about) I'm gonna write a retrospective for The Unstoppable Wasp. A series from 2018 which got not 9, not 11, not 12, but 10 whole issues. Wow. It was written by Jeremy Whitley and drawn by Gurihiru, who also drew that one comic everyone likes. Before i get into the series itself, i have to give some backstory.  I don't like the Avengers. I know, what a shocking revelation, the guy that only reads Marvel Comics isn't a huge fan of The Avengers. I saw the movies in theaters and thought they were alright, but I've never read a single issue of any Avengers comic... Or at least once that stars the most popular members. The original Avengers team had Iron Man, Thor, The Hulk, Ant-Man, and The Wasp. I wasn...