In The Mind of Spider-Plush

 Well, guys, it's my birthday, and i have to write something special, however i don't know what the hell to do, so instead of trying to write something, i'll just whine about not knowing what the hell to do. I GOT IT, I'LL JUST MAKE RANDOM HOUR 3 In this random hour: Reviewzzzz the weirder ramblings of an insane personnnn The NEWZZZZ First off, what do i have to say about the latest medias???  Gwenpool Strikes Back #2 (Written by Leah Williams, Art by David Baldeón) Okay... so, this comic. Lemme give you a synopsis. The story is about how Gwenpool and Deadpool both break into the Baxter Building so they can have Gwen kissing Mr. Fantastic on the cover. They both get caught and some WACKY CRAZY STUFF happens. I hate Deadpool, he sucks, he's not funny, and he killed my entire family. If anyone tries to tell me that he doesn't suck, I will ban you from my life and you won't be invited to my birthday party. The story sucks, the dialogue is not really funny or sm...

It's been 3 years since i started using this username, and i really wanted to tell you guys a recap of the first 3 years. HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Eddie) and today, let me take you back to 3 years ago, October 27, 2020, i was just chilling and thought "i wanna try to make a twitter again" because i actually tried to make one before but it got suspended because i didn't confirm my phone number that i didn't have at the time. So like 1 year later, i tried to make an account again and i somehow succeeded despite the fact that i still didn't have a phone number. So there i was, all happy and shit with my new tweety account and i started following all of the daily accounts and sometimes tweeting shit about Spider-Man and stuff, and then one cold November night, i got a notification, but it wasn't just any notification, it was from my DMs, i was like "oh shit i'm not ready to actually talk to people", so i checked the message and s...

HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie), and today I bring you another special, yes that's right, i bring you the Random Hour 2. It is currently August 31st and I still have not written down my 1st story. This is because I can't think of anything. (Note: Eddie please don't include this in the article) NOTE: i wrote this in september so these jokes may have aged either really well or horribly. Thumbnail?  Thumbnail! Random Hours are a combination of all of the shit i post on this site, Reviews, storytime, thoughts and UPDATES. The order for this one is: 2 stories 2 thoughts  yeah that's coool. (3 o's because... this is the draft article i was talking about on Spider-Plush Hype, this is what happens when you don't read your articles after posting them) Story #1, Written on September 3rd, 2023: As I am writing this, i am currently at the Grocery store and something crazy just happened.  I was with my brother and we were walking to the store, ...

I am pissed. I have to look at this one last time for the sake of having an old post remade. This is Gwenpool Strikes Back #1. Written by Leah Williams and drawn by David Baldeon. Cover art by Terry Dodson.  I know I tore the other comics in this mini-series to shreds, but I haven't looked at issue 1 through the eyes of my critical self... Also known as my idiot self This is the cover. It looks pretty nice, Gwen has Spider-Man tied to a chair, about to unmask him and possibly even shoot him in the face, and everyone's taking pictures, and there's a bunch of money there... To represent the fact that this is THE money shot. YOU GOTTA PICK UP A COPY RIGHT FUCKING NOW! HOLY SHIT, I WONDER HOW THIS HAPPENED! You're gonna regret that soon, little Edward. Gwen is at the bank talking about how much she wants to squeeze this pregnant lady; that's a thing normal people think. And she's robbing a bank, that is also something normal people do. Why is she robbing that bank, ...

Originally posted on March 23rd, 2023.  HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie) back with another Storytime, today i am talking about Spider-Man No Way Home, this isn't a review, this is just me telling you about how i went to watch it.   In 2019 i watched Spider-Man: Far from Home, it was so good i just couldn't wait for the next one, life sucks so a pandemic happened, and it caused a lot of films to get delayed and movie theaters were in trouble. In October 2020 Spider-Man 3 (working title Serenity Now) began filming. Everyone was hyped and were posting set photos and videos, none of them featured anything important but it was still cool The fellas had one simple question… are they coming back? We're talking about the other Spider-Men (Tobey and Andrew), a lot of the cast from the Raimi and Webb films were returning, but we couldn't get info on Tobey and Andrew's return. Everyone was waiting for the trailer, but Sony just didn't want to ...

Originally posted on... Wait a minute... This isn't part of my "From The Archives" section, I have to do this again!  Let's take a look at Amazing Fantasy #15 again because my review style has changed a lot since that old review and my grammar is way better. If you want to read that review on the old website, click here . Well, let me tell you the story of Spider-Man with my new writing skills (I'm never gonna do this again) Way back in the 60's, a man called Stan Lee was sitting in his desk thinking about what to put in the last issue of Amazing Adult Fantasy. When he saw a fly crawling on the wall, which made him think "Gee, wouldn't it be nice to have a superhero that can crawl on walls?" Or at least that's how he tells the story. He was thinking about it for a couple minutes when he came up with Spider-Man, a hero that was a teenager with problems like me and you, so that we could relate to him. He presented the idea to the editor Martin ...

Originally posted on March 15th, 2023. HELLO everyone, i am Spider-Plush (also known as Eddie) here with another one of my stories. IN THIS EPISODE: My Spider-Man Oc IDEAS that you've never heard about. cool beans. Some of you may know that i chose the name Spider-Plush because of a plush inspired by the Ultimate Marvel comics, but here is something that I've never told to anyone. I used to make fun ideas for Spider-People. 1. Spidey It was early 2020 (before the pandemic) and i was in art class, bored as shit when i came up with a great idea, i should make my own version of Spider-Man. This version was not a MAN but a SPIDER, so basically this was just "The Amazing Spider", when i got home i stapled together some paper and started to draw the cover and plan the story. I drew 2 panels and instantly gave up. I still drew some art for this comic, unfortunately it is lost and i didn't scan it so, sorry about that, i do remember drawing a "Homage" to the Spi...

Originally posted on March 6th, 2023. HELLO, Welcome to the first and maybe only edition of the Spider-Plush Random hour, i am your host, Spider-Plush (You can call me Eddie) Here’s the thumbnail  Now, you may be wondering, what is this all about? well the answer is that there are some short stories that i wanted to tell but i didn't want to make short storytime articles so i combined 2 stories and 3 random thoughts i had.  CHAPTER ONE: THE HULK First off, a little bit of history… back in 2012 i was 5 years old, my favorite super hero was the hulk and i watched all the films, all 2 of them, and i watched clips from the shows on youtube, until i came across this show called THE INCREDIBLE HULK (1982), i was like “wow this is awesome, i should watch this” until i saw the design. I don’t know what’s so scary to me about the design, everything looks fine, except for those eyes, those horrible yellow eyes,and before you say anything like “that's how he looked like in the comics” i ...

 Originally published on February 24th, 2023 Hey guys, welcome to another episode of spider-plush storytime, today im gonna say a bunch of bad Spider-Man takes from when i was younger and stupid. This isn't really a storytime, this is more of a top 4 random thoughts i used to have Bad Take 1: MCU SPIDER-MAN Back in the years of 2019, i was a really stupid idiot, (i was 12) and i had this old cringy account where i pretended to be Spider-Man. I used that account to comment on youtube videos about Spider-Man and i shared my stupid opinions.  Now, im gonna tell you this funny little fun fact about me. I didn't watch Spider-Man Homecoming when it first came out, it was the only Spider-Man movie that i hadn't watched. But i thought that the movie was all about the stupid fucking Iron Boy Jr argument and i then argued with youtube commenters about it once. It wasn't until i finally watched every spider-man movie to form my own opinions that i thought that the movies were goo...

I have no jokes for this one. It's the first appearance of what many consider to be Spider-Man's most iconic villain, and the one that has caused the webslinger to suffer the most... Other than the time Doc Ock killed Spidey, but that's besides the point, this is the first appearance of Green Goblin, in the pages of Amazing Spider-Man #14. by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. Originally, the Green Goblin was supposed to be a weird sorta ancient creature that escaped and started attacking Spider-Man, but then it was changed to just a crazy guy in a costume. There is so much shit going on in this cover, Spidey is clinging to the top of a cave, while Green Goblin is about to touch Spidey's balls with his amazing flaming hand, and the Enforcers are cheering him on. You see that blue box with red borders? You see what it says? THE HULK is guest-starring in this issue, OH BOY! My 2nd favorite Marvel character! Watch out! He's about to punch the reader! Funny little tidbit of info...

 Originally posted on January 18th, 2023 on a site that no one cared about. Hey there, today I'm going to review a spider-man comic (no one's done that before)  Now you might be thinking "how did i get here?" and the answer is "i don't know" but thank you for reading.  So, here is the cover for the issue I'm gonna review today. So, I have this Omnibus thingy that collects Ultimate Six (2004), Ultimate Spider-Man 54-59 and issue 46 for some reason. Which is really nice of Brian Michael Bendis to put this comic in this omnibus (yes i know marvel makes these decisions and not Bendis) This story features the sandman, who doesn't wear his iconic clothes, he's not wearing anything, and he doesn't look like a regular person who can turn into sand, he just looks like a human made of sand... Whatever. This story features Sharon Carter from S.H.I.E.L.D. and this new character called "Spider-Man", now i think this character will be forgott...

 The battle that you've been waiting to see, Spider-Man vs Daredevil, it's finally here! and you can read it right now! Wow, isn't this comic so cool? Because it's not, it's total garbage, go read it if you want. Isn't the cover beautiful? i drew it myself! cool right?  Stay tuned, next issue will feature the return of a character from the early days of these comics. The link to read it is right here: https://archive.org/details/the-evil-spider-man-13 Thank you for reading! Don't share this with your friends! It's absolutely terrible.

 Originally posted on another blog hosting site on January 11th, 2023. Excuse my shitty writing skills back then.  I just released issue 12 of my stupid web comic, which you can read right now by clicking the file right there, also, here is an image of the cover. And here is a page. Here is the file guys: https://archive.org/details/the-evil-spider-man-12 Please don't share this with any of your friends but do post it on twitter for anyone to see.