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Spider-Man Fortnite.

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Fortnite is literally one of the greatest things to ever exist, ever. This is common knowledge, much like how Spider-Man is also pretty great. So why not put him in Fortnite? It's a pretty amazing idea but, for some fuck all reason, it took YEARS. Like, they started collabing with Marvel, right? At some point, pretty early in the game's life. Y'know, for fun. Mostly for money but for fun. They did a limited time game mode where you just GOTTA be the first one to get the infinity gauntlet. Upon getting it you into Thanos, becoming very powerful and strong so no person could ever stop you, ever. I think, honestly I'm doing this off memory and stuff I watched on YouTube since I never played the mode. Sounds fun, maybe.  Made some shitty old skins based off Star Lord and Black Widow. Except, like, they didn't make new models for them. They're just reused from their original skins, slap something together, and there's your fuck...

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PART 4. GWENPOOL. CAVAN SCOTT. STEFANO NESI. I'm aware of the fact that I said I wasn't gonna look at the original cover, but this one's interesting because it shows us something that happens in the book... Gwen Stacy holding a dead Spider-Man. I do not like how Chad Hardin draws eye lenses for Spider-Man OR Gwenpool. My point from the last fucking review still stands, how the fuck am I supposed to be shocked by this if you show me what happens on the fucking cover? At least the JMS Spidey covers kept things from us, sure, they were bland but they didn't tell you what to expect. Let's remember the Amazing Spider-Man 121 cover, it showed us a bunch of faces telling us that someone was gonna die but didn't explicitly tell us who. I'm not saying you can't show important events in your cover but please don't show events that are TOO important, sure, you can tell us what to expect, but maybe not for character deaths. If everyone fucking dies, what's t...