C'mon.

Writer:

World News:

- I saw a pretty bird today.

Marvel News: 

- The new Gwenpool sucks. See you all June 15th.

- Superman just came ou- Wait, that isn't Marvel.

- Spider-Man '94 looks like absolute fucking dogshit. Of all the artists they could've chosen, they chose the one artist that cannot draw faces. Also, Peter looks like a total wimp, which is inaccurate because 1994 Spidey was an absolute machine.

- Ironheart released recently, but I don't have Disney+.

- Marvel Rivals has just introduced a few new things, like symbiote character costumes, and the Future Foundation, and this has caused OUTRAGE within the fanbase. Honestly, it seems to me that NetEase could give players 1,000,000 dollars each and they'd still be outraged.

- There was a Squirrel Girl book, I reported on this really late seeing as how this was released since before I even made this page. Read it, it's called "Squirrel Meets World".

- I had a wet dream involving Susan Storm.

Site News:

- I should make something for the 5 years of Spider-Plush... THEME: Fear Mongering, The End, The Last Laugh, Something like that.

- August is just around the corner, and so is the Spider-Man Day special, which will be focused on... I don't know, a video game timeline and more comic talk? It'll be titled: The Spider-Man Hour. 

- 4 Random Issues is taking a while to come back because I don't know what to make...

- Word on the street says we may be getting a new team member soon.

- Just a reminder to check out LINKS page, where you can find fun shoutouts and stuff, and feel free to join my Discord server.

- Pre-Production for the next "Eddie's Guide" has officially begun, and it'll probably focus on something Weird Al related... Or maybe I'll find something else, I'm not sure.

I'm Edward. I am a blog writer.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular!!!!

Reviewing things I haven't seen!

Writer:
That new Spider-Man TV show just came out, but I don't have Disney+, everyone's talking about it and I don't want to be an outcast, so I'm gonna do the ballsiest thing ever, I'm gonna lose my credibility as a reviewer! I bet the other review sites are gonna be so proud of me... Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, written by Jeff Trammel and directed by Mel Zwyer, a show inspired by the comic book titled "Spider-Man", and also a little bit inspired by the MCU films featuring "Spider-Man", it was announced somewhere around 2022, and the first 2 episodes were released yesterday. Man, I remember when we thought the show was NEVER coming out.  First of all, the intro features a rap song that samples the 1967 Spider-Man theme song. The track is titled "Neighbor Like Me"by the Match Club (featuring Relaye and Melo Makes Music... Okay, Melo, now I know that you make music and not sandwiches). Let's talk about this theme song. First off, ...
Read more

The Lowest Point In Modern Spider-Man Comics.

Writer:
One thing I didn't want to admit is that I am not a fan of how the recent Amazing Spider-Man comics have been going lately, it seems that the series is not in good hands and that nothing is going to get better... So, why exactly did I not want to admit this? Well, because I try to be optimistic when it comes to Marvel comics, I really have hope that Amazing Spider-Man is gonna be good again, I have hope that the comics about my favorite character will have good storytelling, so what the fuck is going on? It all started in 2006, with a little comic called Civil War, Spidey had his identity revealed and it led to a lot of chaos in his stories, Aunt May was dying again (this time because of a bullet wound), and no hospital will do anything because apparently Spidey is a criminal or something like that. This led to One More Day, where Peter just cannot let go of Aunt May and in order to save her life, he sells his marriage to Mephisto. This comic was shitty, not the worst, but it was a...
Read more

THE LATEST NEWS.

Writer:
 Welp, I'm pissed at the world because the news suck, they're not what I want to hear, they're so inconsiderate... so, I'm gonna make MY OWN news. Plus, I'm gonna have you guys play a little guessing game and whoever guesses correctly is gonna win... A NO-PRIZE! WORLD NEWZZZ: That's right, everyone, WORLD WAR III is about to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. You're fucked. Get ready to see violence for the next 6 or so years. The US government has finally decided to open Area 51 to the public, everyone can just go there and take a good look at whatever the hell was going on in there... looks like that Area 51 raid was pointless. You can now just  NASA just announced that it looks like Earth is getting another moon (again) soon, and it is... Venus? Wow, that is just insane. I just wonder what's gonna happen to the werewolves now. Many trusted sources are saying that North America might connect to Europe due to continental drift soon, so...
Read more