ZOMBIE GWEN STACY! + other stuff

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WORLD NEWS + MEDIA NEWS + WHATEVER:

- THAT SON OF A BITCH ACTUALLY RENAMED THE GULF OF MEXICO TO GULF OF AMERICA. FUCK THIS GUY.

- The Duolingo bird has died. 

- The Super Bowl happened recently. 

- Superman premiered another clip at the fucking PUPPY BOWL. I'm not Pro-Snyder or Pro-Gunn, but I find it fucking stupid how this is their big movie about their biggest superhero, and they cannot even afford a trailer at the SUPER BOWL? Didn't Jimmy Gunn think about maybe showing the SUPERman trailer at the SUPER BOWL? Is he fucking stupid? So glad I'm a Marvel fan... But then I'll have to see fucking fools talking about this movie... I always lose...

- Kai Cenat met Tobey Maguire before I did... 

- Kanye West has gone insane.

- What the hell is Jerkmate?

SPIDER-MAN NEWS (Hey, it's his fansite, right?):

- NEW FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN EPISODES. I have not seen them because 1, I'm broke, and 2, why would I wanna watch Peter Parker be a loser like me? C'mon guys, do better. I like my Spider-Men when they're grown ass men that are way better than I'll ever be, I thought the comic was titled "AMAZING FANTASY", not "HEY, THIS GUY SUCKS SHIT, JUST LIKE YOU FANTASY". 

- What is preventing the guys at Marvel Studios/Marvel Animation/Whoever the fuck from picking up a fucking COMIC BOOK? C'mon guys, keep Spidey in his classic costume, you guys made these new suits to sell toys... But where are the fucking toys? I don't see any figures being made for this show. C'mon, if you don't wanna use the classic costume, at least keep the suit consistent from episode to episode, even Spidey and His Amazing Friends got that right. It's embarrassing when the show made for toddlers can make better Spider-Man stories than a show made for more mature audiences. 

- Marvel has posted an image showing Gwen Stacy's grave about to be defiled. Corpse must still be fresh. Seriously, why the fuck is Marvel making MORE Gwen Stacy stories? They've been threatening to bring her back for DECADES, The Clone Saga, The Other Clone Saga, Sins Past, Spider-Gwen, Judgement Day, and now THIS? The ONLY way they can get me to read this is if they make her a zombie. I HATE how I try to defend Marvel and modern Spidey comics, but they keep pulling shit like this... Wonder how Dave from SpiderFan feels about this. 

- SPIDER-MAN HAS RETIRED after seeing the grip strength of a rock climber, pretty weird knowing THAT is what made him quit, but it's still sad to see him go... Guess he won't be coming over to MY house to watch The Why Files and play video games anymore... 

SITE NEWS:

- Reviewing the WORST Spider-Man comic I've ever read in all 17-almost-18 years of my life.

- Reviewing 4 Random issues of the Incredible Hulk, and they're all GOOD.

- Valentine's Day Special: Amazing Spider-Man (vol. 2) #32.

- If you want me to review Spider-Man: Blue, then you'll have to buy me a copy because I don't have one and there's no comic stores/bookstores/libraries/ANYTHING near me (nearest bookstore is a few miles away and I don't drive)

- Fuck you, I'm mad at you. I'm just kidding, cutie.

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I'm Edward. I am a blog writer.

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