News that you have seen everywhere else.

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WORLD NEWS:

- A new dangerous computer virus is going around online, if you were a victim of this heinous computer program, your twitter bookmarks have become public, and your files and information are now encrypted. Details have not been given on how this virus is spread or how to avoid it.

- In other news, WOW! I just won a new Xbox video game system absolutely free! All I have to do is enter my information into this program! 

- Donald Trump has just announced that he has plans to rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America... Pretty sure he can't do that.

- In an amusing twist, Claudia Sheinbaum has announced that she has plans to rename the United States of America to "America Mexicana", sounds pretty, I think our president Claudia is up to something here.

MEDIA NEWS:

- NetEase Games has just announced that they're gonna include the Fantastic Four on Marvel Rivals, likely place for them to be. Well, they look okay, their suit design is pretty nice, Reed has his iconic beard, Thing looks like usual, Human Torch is on fire, looks like they have HERBIE in here, and the Invisible Woman is absolutely gorgeous when she's actually visible. This design was so powerful that it made me break my rule of no thirsting over fictional characters online. But just you wait until they reveal how Janet Van Dyne is gonna look like. I can't even play this game and I'm hyped. Whenever I get my hands on a system that can actually run Marvel Rivals, I'm gonna be playing as Spider-Man, because lord knows what my family will tell me if they see me playing as a female character. TL:DR, the Fantastic Four are cool... Why is Sports Illustrated talking about this?

- Tom Holland and Zendaya are engaged, I couldn't care less, but this is Spider-Man news because they were in the movies. Hey, just thought you wanted to know that juicy celebrity gossip that... Tom himself revealed.

- The usage of the phrase "There’s still more people to meet. More opportunities to come. And more chances to try. Live, learn, apply." has gone up by 90%.

- EVERYTHING about the successor to the Nintendo Switch has been leaked... Except for the games. I don't have much to talk about with this 2 news because I'm just not interested.

- You wanna know what happened to Billy The Space Alien? Find out in the upcoming movie "Billy The Space Alien tries to live a normal life but he feels discriminated against by his peers, I know, it's pretty sad but I can't do anything, I'm just the title of the movie, I wish I could do shit, but I'm just words, anyways, Billy finds success in showbiz because of his strange qualities and everyone thinks he's so cool, women want him and men want to be him and he has billions of dollars and now he looks down upon those who made fun of him in high school but soon he learns that looking down upon people is bad and everyone is happy." coming soon to theaters, VHS, DVD, LaserDisc, Flexplay and NOT streaming this April. 

- Uhh... Lemme think.

- Daredevil trailer.

SITE UPDATES:

- Well, I'm starting a new series where I look at 4 Random Issues of a random Marvel publication. I'm calling it... "4 Random Issues", first we're starting off with the Fantastic Four.

- That's it. 

Shoutout to my buddy Dylan for his contribution, with that 4th Media News headline.

I'm Edward. I am a blog writer.

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