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From The Archives: The Amazing Spider-Man Vs. Some Girl Named Vanna.

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 Originally posted on September 29th, 2024. I'm gonna review a Spider-Man comic, because it's been a long time since I've posted anything. Very recently (last year) I went to a yard sale and found a guy that was selling a lot of comic books, and I purchased 2 of them, one was a copy of Action Comics #1 Facsimile Edition, and the other was the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Derailed TPB, can you guess which one I'm gonna be reviewing today? Action Comics is gonna have to wait because I have a Spider-Man comic to review. I'm gonna be checking out Issue number 5, because I actually really ____ it. Read the rest of the review and then fill the blank.  Written by Peter David, drawn by Mike Wieringo & Roger Cruz. Review written by me. The cover depicts some girl on her computer, just typing away, while Spider-Man is crawling on the wall. Cover's good, I have no jokes to make here, let's move on. The comic begins with someone writing stupid shit on a blog and...

From The Archives: Gwenpool Strikes Back #2 SUCKS SHIT (Review)

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Originally posted on August 26, 2024 via Wix.  Some of you may remember my review of Gwenpool Strikes Back #1 from way back in June of 2023. I remember it because of that Atop The Fourth Wall joke at the beginning of the post, I could tell you what else I said about the comic but I am definitely not looking back at my old shit. but the most important aspect of the review was that i didn't like it. Some others may remember the 17th Birthday Special, in which I did a short review of issue #2. and I really fucking hated it. But I didn't go too much into details and pretty much just wrote about how much I hate that stupid-ass character Deadpool. Well, I'm here to tell you why this comic sucks by giving you a PAGE-FOR-PAGE, PANEL-BY-PANEL (ok maybe not panel-by-panel) ANALYSIS. While also reviewing issue 3, because a little birdie tells me that this issue is not as bad as the first 2 hell spawns.  Comic is written by Leah Williams, and the art was made by David Baldeon. THE COVE...

From The Archives: The Spider-Man Day Special Of 2024.

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Back in June of 1962, a company called Marvel Comics released the 15th issue of the Amazing Fantasy comic magazine. The cover depicted a man in a red and blue costume swinging with a web, this is Spider-Man... Wait a sec, if the comic came out in June, then why is Spider-Man day on August 1st? I have no clue. Welcome to the Spider-Man day special of 2024, i'm gonna talk about all sorts of cool things, it's gonna be fun! Chapter 1: The History of Spider-Man, explained by a moron. Believe it or not, the guy that talks about superheroes on the internet all day knows the amazing story of Spider-Man. and I'm gonna tell you his entire story right here and right now... (Ok, maybe not the entire story...) You may think that Spider-Man is just another silly superhero book for kids, but the Spider-Man Fanbase is full of 50-year-old man-babies, dumbass teenagers and movie directors. Now, even if someone tells you the entire story of Spider-Man, i believe that you should read the origi...