In The Mind of Spider-Plush

 Originally published on February 24th, 2023 Hey guys, welcome to another episode of spider-plush storytime, today im gonna say a bunch of bad Spider-Man takes from when i was younger and stupid. This isn't really a storytime, this is more of a top 4 random thoughts i used to have Bad Take 1: MCU SPIDER-MAN Back in the years of 2019, i was a really stupid idiot, (i was 12) and i had this old cringy account where i pretended to be Spider-Man. I used that account to comment on youtube videos about Spider-Man and i shared my stupid opinions.  Now, im gonna tell you this funny little fun fact about me. I didn't watch Spider-Man Homecoming when it first came out, it was the only Spider-Man movie that i hadn't watched. But i thought that the movie was all about the stupid fucking Iron Boy Jr argument and i then argued with youtube commenters about it once. It wasn't until i finally watched every spider-man movie to form my own opinions that i thought that the movies were goo...

I have no jokes for this one. It's the first appearance of what many consider to be Spider-Man's most iconic villain, and the one that has caused the webslinger to suffer the most... Other than the time Doc Ock killed Spidey, but that's besides the point, this is the first appearance of Green Goblin, in the pages of Amazing Spider-Man #14. by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. Originally, the Green Goblin was supposed to be a weird sorta ancient creature that escaped and started attacking Spider-Man, but then it was changed to just a crazy guy in a costume. There is so much shit going on in this cover, Spidey is clinging to the top of a cave, while Green Goblin is about to touch Spidey's balls with his amazing flaming hand, and the Enforcers are cheering him on. You see that blue box with red borders? You see what it says? THE HULK is guest-starring in this issue, OH BOY! My 2nd favorite Marvel character! Watch out! He's about to punch the reader! Funny little tidbit of info...